I was happy to continue toiling away behind my computer until I eventually keeled over from a life of too much misery, but apparently I’VE WON THE INTERNET EMAIL LOTTERY! See you suckers, I’m off to Ibiza to take handfulls of pills and dance with nubile coke whores until dawn, right after I furnish this mysterious, unsolicited benefactor with my personal information…
Because I can honestly say I deserve to get Something for Nothing.
Reference Number: 07-30-47-45-70 (02-07)
This is to inform you that your email ID has won US $ 1, 500, 000. 00 in the first category of our computer ballot email lottery with the said winning numbers giving below;
Contact the Paying Bank:
Bank: DSB Bank NL
Dr. Nicolaas Hans
Tel: +31 619-321-857
You are also advice[sic] to furnish them with the following information:
Telephone / Fax
Mrs. Mrs. Dumald van Hook (Lottery Director)
Nederlandse Dayzers Promotion
Official Website: www.dayzers.nl
You have to realize that, even today, through a combination of greed and gullibility, people fall for this trap. People HAVE to still fall for this kind of scam. Wouldn’t the grifters have stopped otherwise?