Did You Know: Barack Obama is Now President

Maybe you’ve heard, but you know, just in case: Barack Obama is President of the United States now. In other news, who else votes for John Williams‘ “Air and Simple Gifts” to be the new presidential theme song? Fuck “Hail to the Chief” this is the future. Almost made up for the fact that they had megachruch god hands gaybasher Rick Warren fuck the whole thing up by injecting generic Christianity into what was supposed to be a unifying affair, but hey, what do I know?