Cosmopolitan to Release Every Possible Way to Please Your Man

After over 100 years of in depth research and development, leading women’s magazine ‘Cosmopolitan‘ will be releasing a book that details ever possible way to please your man. The magazine, famed for displaying a strikingly large number of ways to make men more satisfied in every single issue of their publication, has compiled all their results over their years.

The front was put together by their tactile laboratory team, which is based out of their secret bomb-proof shelter in upstate New York. In the clip below, we get some insight on the new book. If you look hard enough at the lab assistant’s notebook, we can see some of the new developments found, such as “Just play with his balls’. Here’s the brief interview, conducted by a TOTALLY REAL news source.

‘Cosmopolitan’ Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man

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