Conversation Between Two Guys Afraid Of The Letter E

“Boy howdy, Tim, how’s your missus?”

“You bastard, I’ll say to you that if you talk of my woman again I’ll kill you!”

“But I was only curious!”

“I look at how you two flirt, you ass.  I thought that no woman would halt our broship.”

“Stop making up words, ass hat.  You know that I was only curious.”

“Curious about the vagina on my woman?”

“No!”

“Humph, why must Amy always flirt with all you guys?”

“I don’t know…  Thought of a spa for you two?  Start your bond again?”

“Too much cash!  I’m not built of bucks, you know.”

“I do know, my pal.  I’m short now, too.  Got any additional fifty dollar bills I can mooch?”

“Oh, Ralph, you know I can’t say no to you.  Similar upbringing and all…”

“If only our moms didn’t both go off to join our local Army branch!”

“You said it!  I usually don’t think of it, but it still paws at my mind.”

“A thought was just in my brain!  Want to go visit our moms?”

“No, I don’t think an Army branch is a location I want to go towards.”

“Alright, but you should think about it anyway.”

“I think you got a point, buddy.  I will, but not until I gnaw on a salad Amy just built.”

“Adios until a point, amigo.”

“Word.”