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Chris Brown Gets A Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Published on February 12, 2009 by   ·   11 Comments

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Reports are coming in that Chris Brown might not even face charges on his violent attacks on Rihanna. This is a good amount of speculation, but comments have been made by the L.A. D.A. that back up the statements. Here’s the deal:

…during the argument, he started hitting her. According to the police report, she ordered him to drive her home and “faked a call” to someone, saying things like, “He’s dropping me off. Make sure the cops are there.”
Rihanna told cops the fake call enraged Brown. He said something to the effect of “You are really fucked up now. I’m going to kill you.”
At that point Brown allegedly began a violent attack with his fists.
We’re told the criminal threats charge is based on that one statement (threat) Brown allegedly made. As one law enforcement source told us, “It’s kinda weak, and the D.A. is not going to prosecute a high profile case like this unless it’s solid.” That’s why it was kicked back for further investigation.
Given the brutal nature of the attack a felony domestic battery charge is virtually a done deal. That, however, is a less serious offense than making criminal threats.

For the record, I know nothing about law, but I do have Google and the ctrl+V key combination, so here’s the scoop. Felony Domestic Battery can’t be charged here, because it only applies to a spouse, former spouse, cohabitant, former co-habitant, or the mother or father of his or her child. Rhianna and Brown were just together and making sweet, sweet love’n.

From Tyler Durden’s logic, we’re down to assault, which is about a 6 month sentence. That’s not considering the fact that he’s a first time offender, which is pretty impressive considering his chosen career. At this point, you could argue that Rihanna started the whole thing, which pretty much kills the case.

Who’s to blame here? Is it the media’s over-hyping the situation? Is it 19 year old Chris Brown, who allegedly hit and bit her? Is it Rihanna for being a trick ass ho? Hell, I don’t know. What’s your take on this whole thing? Feel free to visit my first post about this situation, which is gaining a good amount of attention.

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Readers Comments (11)

  1. Dain says:

    Fuck them both. Listen to Sabbath.

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  2. lexie says:

    I can’t believe this happened
    cuz chris is my husband (just
    for fake not trynna start no
    news) but rihanna prolly disered
    it call the police in my man what was
    she thinkin???!!!!
    but yea hopfully my baby doesnt ‘go to
    jail i have prayed for him and still
    am so yea

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  3. lexie says:

    oh and dain you need to stop hatin’
    if you dont like them don’t search or
    comment on it please and thankyou

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  4. Tracy says:

    Chris Brown Fan ova here i know he didnt go to jail cuz if he did i HOPE he will get out soon and may be Rihanna was asking 4 it and i know chris brown wouldnt do this kind of thing he had 2 be drinking or something chris brown lover and all ways will be n the only lover

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  5. Tracy says:

    Chris Brown i WISH U LUCK FROM HEAD 2 TOE N AS 4 RIHANNA GUD JOB LOL

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  6. leeslieeee says:

    heeey,chris is mi bbabbbyyy<3 soooo fuckk what other peoplee sayyy, LOOOOOOVEUCHRISBROWN<3

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  7. rihannanchrisfan says:

    hey chris i know how u felt when u had to go to jail. u felt sad right, but its not ur fult u could not possibly beat rihanna for no reason. she must have troubled you and u were sick of it so u beat her cuz she stress u out or something. i know some people hate u for that but i dont. i know how you celebrites go thorugh in these kinds of days.

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  8. Bri bri says:

    Hey chris did you really slap rihanna or is it a lie

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  9. fuck all yall on cb side, yall all hoes!!! says:

    fuck all yall on his side!!!, taking about yall dont know him bitch please!! get of his dick bitch! shit! yall stank asses are never going to get a man like him anyway. have some respect for yall self. STUPID BITCH!!!!!! riri all day!

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  10. Hot Mama Bianca says:

    Hey yall, Guess what, CHRIS BROWN IS OUT OF JAIL N FOR THOSE WHO HATE CHRIS BROWN FUCK YALL BITCHES CHRIS BROWN IS MY DAMN BABY OK SO WHAT’S THE FUCK WRONG WITH YALL ASSES, AND FOR THE ONES WHO LIKE AND LOVE CHRIS BROWN GUESS WHAT, CHRIS BROWN IS OUT AND HE IS BACK WITH THAT BITCH RIHANNA!!!!!!!!!! SO PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!

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  11. Harlene Shaw says:

    i have 2 cd of Chris Brown in my car and i always play it whenever i go to work. Chris Brown is really my favorite singer.

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