Finally, back to the glory days of hip-hop, when hitting bitches was cool.
I’ve got a good feeling this isn’t going to end well for Chris Brown. Reports are coming in saying that the R&B singer recently was detained after having a physical altercation with generic hottie Rihanna. The story really got juicy when we stated hearing updates of him being charged with assault with a deadly weapon. This is the kind of stuff that old school rap was based around; you know, Shug Knight type shit.
According to sources and a Los Angeles Police Department report, at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday, Brown and a woman got into an argument in a rented Lamborghini after the pair left the pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Brown stopped the car in upscale Los Angeles neighborhood Hancock Park, the two got out, and the argument escalated.
A witness called 911 and a woman with visible injuries identified Chris Brown as her attacker. Brown had already left the scene by the time authorities arrived.
Law enforcement sources tell us they typically book a suspect for the most serious crime they can be charged with — it’s then up to the D.A. to file any additional charges. Given there were allegedly visible injuries, the crime of making criminal threats is punishable by up to nine years in prison. Domestic abuse is four years.
But the true question at hand is what would drive a very successful man like Brown to beat up his hot girlfriend? The answer: herpes. Yea, this story just keeps getting better doesn’t it? To top it all off, rumors are buzzing about that Rihanna contracted the STD from none other that Jay-Z.
The plot thickens in the Chris Brown and Rihanna scandal. Rumor has it that Chris Brown blew up at Rihanna because she gave him an STD – herpes to be exact. Various blogs claim that Rihanna got herpes from a famous rapper and passed it on to her current boyfriend. Guess who the rapper was. I’ll give you a hint, starts with “J”, ends with “Z”. The R&B singer supposedly just started showing the symptoms and lashed out at his girlfriend as a result.
Even though shes all infected and what not, I’d still hit it. I’d wreck that.