Russian Tanks Just Outside Atlanta
Posted on 11. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in War
Man, you’d think people would be freaking out a little more that Russia’s waging a full out war on Georgia, but I guess it just goes to show you that George W. Bush really does not care about black people. Plus there’s no oil there anyway, amirite? I just wish I knew more about who these South Ossetian folks are supposed to be? Is that like some Creole type shit, or some new offshoot of born-again Christianity? I guess I should really keep up on shit more but whatever, its [...]
Now I Am Become Death, Destroyer Of Worlds
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in War
Sixty Three years ago today, the first atomic bomb test, known as the Trinity Test, was conducted in New Mexico:
The first atomic bomb is tested successfully at the Alamogordo Bombing and Gunnery Range in a remote section of desert near Los Alamos, New Mexico. The instant the bomb detonated at 5:30 a.m. that Monday, the atomic age was born, and the world changed forever.
The Trinity test, as it was known, was the culmination of the American effort to win the race against Germany (and, ultimately, the Soviet Union) in building [...]
Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse…
Posted on 10. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy, Sports, TV, Videos, War
Danny Bonaduce will be fighting in the ring. His life is such a trainwreck already. Hopefully he’ll be drunk or on drugs or both! At least it would up the entertainment value.
Bonaduce was BITCH SLAPPED (see below) a few months ago by Reverend Bob Levy, a Howard Stern regular. He now wants to settle the dispute once and for all. Levy accepted Bonaduce’s request for a challenging fight in the ring. The event will take place on September 13th in Atlantic City. This better be all over YouTube!
Iran Doesn’t Know How To Use Photoshop
Posted on 10. Jul, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, War
So remember yesterday, when everyone was freaking out like always about IRAN’S GONNA BLOW UP ISRAEL WITH ALL THEIR NUCLEAR MISSILES OMGGG?
Well apparently no one really bothered to look at the shitty photoshop job on their front page photos. And it’s not like its the first time either.
Obama Will Accept Presidential Nomination in a Football Stadium
Posted on 07. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Politics, War
Over the last few weeks I’ve been tripping down some pre-birth nostalgia. Man, the ’60s sucked. I mean, flower power, youth movements, activism, race and gender equality and all that seemed like a step in the right direction. But what came of it? A whole bunch of slain leaders and a generation of folks who, for the greater part, either dropped out or sold out. Going into the ’60s, conservatism was ready to take the fall. Then most leaders who stood for a societal shift got taken down by [...]
In Need Of A Nemesis?
Posted on 27. Jun, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle, Paid, War
From Craigslist:
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a [...]
Reason number a hunnnerd the iPhone is bad A…
Posted on 16. Jun, 2008 by The Sloth in Apocalypse, Blog, Internet, Lifestyle, Politics, Science, Technology, War
And I remember when I got a phone that could take pictures I was pumped.
Since 2004, a team of professors and students from the University of California, Berkeley has searched for ways to let a single human supervise a team of robot planes. Now, this Center for Collaborative Control of Unmanned Vehicles has a new device for ordering around its drones: an iPhone.
In a video taken from this month’s Teaching & Technology conference, the Berkeley crew uses an iPhone to pick tasks for its drone squadron, input a set of [...]
US Soldiers Are Assholes
Posted on 12. Jun, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Environment, Idiocy, War
First Dave Motari, now this faceless asshole. Granted, sheep aren’t as cute as puppies and we do eat them, but blowing up living things just to laugh (maniacally) for a minute is … well … it’s fucking LAME! Is the military cranking out these monsters or are they just rotten apples that make you hate the whole breed? Either way, these boys are ba-a-a-aaaad. 
Sorry, had to.
