Just In Time For Winter…
Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Art, Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Fashion, Sex, Snowboarding, Sports
So it’s raining and I’m chilly and that makes me think of snowwwwwwwwww. Weee.
Burton Snowboards new series “Love” has boards clad with oldschool Playboy models.
Moms across America are worried for their lil’ boys. Anyways, I think they’re fly and I would even ride one! Come on Burton, hook a sista up!
Phucket, Pierce Your Face
Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by spencer in Sports
Oh BBC, what would I do without you?
“A devotee of the Ban Tha Rue Shrine pierces himself with spikes prior to a procession during the annual religious Vegetarian Festival on the island of Phuket in Thailand.”
Man Ejected from Yankee Stadium for Bathroom Break During “God Bless America”
Posted on 29. Aug, 2008 by some guy in Politics, Sports
You know how Yankee Stadium sings “God Bless America” during the 7th inning of every game? Did you know that as a fan, you are not allowed any stadium movement of any kind? Apparently a 29-year-old man from Queens did not.
Bradford Campeau-Laurion decided that during the patriotic song he needed to go to the bathroom. He was quickly stopped by an NYPD police officer, and told he had to go back to his seat. “I then said to him, ‘I don’t care about God Bless America. I just need to [...]
Did You Know: Greatest Olympian Michael Phelps Has Horrible Taste in Music
Posted on 18. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
When he’s not busy pwning Mark Spitz and winning over 9000 gold medals, Michael Phelps is seemingly always rocking some shit on his iPod. Since for at least this week he’s bigger than Miley Cyrus, Yahoo! Sports lurked into what’s on Phelps’ iPod, and guess what? It’s mostly shit, shit and more shit:
While his pre-race tracklist varies, Phelps has said that “I’m Me” by Lil’ Wayne has been on his playlist in Beijing. Other artists that populate Phelps’ iPod include: Jay-Z, Young Jeezy, Eminem and Outkast. (What, no ‘Pac?) Occasionally, [...]
Did You Know: US Olympic Gymnast Nastia Luikin is Actually Pretty Hot IRL?
Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
The thing about gymnasts is that usually they look more like steroid abusing midgets than they do actual human girls, not to mention the fact that they’re like 16 or whatever (or in the case of China, 13). You would think that chics who can do the splits and do a standing front flip would at least be kind of hot, but for the most part the only dudes jocking Olympic gymnasts are internet pedos. However, last night I was watching the individual womens gymnastics competition (yeah, I know) and [...]
Did You Know: That I Look a Lot Like Former Montreal Expos Pitcher Bryn Smith?
Posted on 13. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Chico, Comedy, Sports
In our continuing series of People Who I Look Like, I present today’s uncanny resemblance of myself to former Big Leaguer Bryn Smith. On a related note: Montreal Expos’ late ’80s jerseys and hats. Great uniform or Greatest Uniform?
The Beer Olympics!
Posted on 06. Aug, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Sports, gaming
In celebration of the Olympics starting in two days I bring you… Beer Olympics! Jimmy Clausen, Notre Dame quarterback, recently got himself in some hot water for partaking in the Beer Olympics when pictures of the games surfaced. Proof that Facebook really can come back to haunt you.
Basic rules & regulations:
Equipment: Keg (or 2), bat, ping pong balls, hard alcohol, shot glasses, a funnel, red cups, ten+ worthy drunkasses. Matching jerseys will definitely up your teams morale.
Games played, quickly & in order: Dizzy bat, beer pong, flip cup, quarters and [...]
Brett Favre Suddenly Turns Into A Whiny Ass Bitch
Posted on 05. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
I don’t really give a shit about anything football related unless it has to do with the 49ers, but the current sitch in Green Bay has grabbed my attention due to the fact that Packers QB and Brett Favre’s heir apparent Aaron Rodgers is a local yokel and a damn nice guy to boot. Apparently though things are about to come to a head, as Brett Favre suddenly got butt hurt today and fucked off, hopefully for good:
The bond between Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers appears to be [...]
