Fuck. Fixed. Except…
Posted on 08. Apr, 2009 by Harland in Film, Lifestyle, Sports
A Taste of The Toast from Michael on Vimeo
First post, so here’s a neat fixed gear video. I usually wouldn’t post anything fixed gear related because most people associated in the fixed gear “scene” are complete douchers and most fixed gear videos are retarded anyway. But this one is shot really well and seems pretty damn cool. Plus, anything shot in slow motion usually rocks cocks. Anyway, take a look.
Obama’s Bracket
Posted on 18. Mar, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics, Sports
Considering the fact I don’t think I’ve watched a single college basketball game this year, I doubt it’d do me any good to bother with a March Madness bracket. Sorry, I’m more of a football guy myself.
The President doesn’t seem to be in the same boat as me. He recently invited ESPN to the historic White House Map Room to hit the chart and give us his picks. The winner? UNC.
The first round of this year’s tournament begins Thursday, and plenty of White House workers, as [...]
Mesa, AZ: This Place Sucks Turds
Posted on 14. Mar, 2009 by spencer in SXSW, Sports
In Mesa, Arizona, above all else the strip mall reigns supreme. While all the adobe art would suggest otherwise, this is the land of fresh concrete, stucco and flawlessly hung drywall. Dotting the otherwise dusty negative space, facsimiled neighborhoods with near-identical houses provide shelter for an aging populous and, presumably, an incredibly limited youth subculture. On the way to the gig at Hollywood Alley, our host and guide Brighton pointed out a Safeway supermarket located directly across the street from yet another Safeway supermarket. From the look of it, there’s [...]
Lawsuit: Legendary Second Baseman Roberto Alomar Has AIDS, Insisted on Unprotected Sex
Posted on 11. Feb, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
Baseball great Roberto Alomar has full-blown AIDS but insisted on having unprotected sex, his ex-girlfriend charged Tuesday in a bombshell lawsuit
Michael Phelps Bong Photo Gets 8 People Arrested
Posted on 10. Feb, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, Sports
Apparently people still give a rat’s ass about smoking pot, especially when it’s a dude that won about a billion gold metals at the Olympics. Between this current story, the local police’s threats about sending the Olympian to jail and Kelloggs revoking his sponsorship (neglecting the fact that the amount of sugar that they fortify those Frosted Flakes with is enough to send kids into a diabetic coma), Phelps is kind of getting the shit end of the stick here. You know who’s got it worse than him? [...]
A-Rod Admits He Took Steroids
Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
As to why a baseball player taking steroids is still news, I’m at a loss, but apparently since A-Rod was supposed to be the next Mickey Mantle or whatever the fuck the 4 old white guys who still give a shit about baseball are BAWWWING somewhere.
This Just In: Michael Phelps Uses Performance Dimishing Drugs Because He’s Just That Badass
Posted on 06. Feb, 2009 by spencer in Sports
I just figured it out: US Gold Medalist Michael Phelps is such a super badass that he has to use performance diminishing drugs in order for his opponents stand a chance. Commentators may be all up in arms about the photo circulating, depicting Phelps taking a Bea Arthur*, but they’ve got it twisted. In a show of true sportsmanship, Phelps occasionally smokes marijuana to give himself a handicap, otherwise no one would bother racing him. If he gets any better at swimming, he will need to start taking quaaludes mid-dive. [...]
First Openly Gay Race Horse To Compete In Breeder’s Cup
Posted on 03. Feb, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy, Internet, Sports
As we come to terms with the fact that we live in a world that is progressive and yet so demeaning at the same, an amazing story like this really touches your heart. Ship’s Captain, the first openly gay race horse, is set to compete in the highly honored Breeder’s Cup. It’s such a shame that after this beautiful and strong willed creature pushes the boundaries of gay animals everywhere, he’ll be inevitably turned into glue in about 10 years. Ship’s Captain, I will cry tears of [...]
