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		<title>Blink-182 with Weezer</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/09/11/blink-182-with-weezer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Seals</dc:creator>
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That's right, Blink-182 with Weezer
Saturday 9/12 at 6:30pm 
Sleeptrain Amphitheatre in Wheatland. Go to Livenation.com for tickets



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		<title>Van&#8217;s Warped Tour &#8216;09</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/08/05/vans-warped-tour-09/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Seals</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[CA 95901  Go to Livenation.com for Tickets Tickets are General Admission Standing Room Only. Adult $33.00  Adult Day of Show $38.00  0.	3OH!3 0.	A Day To Remember 0.	A Skylit Drive 0.	Aiden 0.	Alana G]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vans Warped Tour at Sleep Train Amphitheatre Date: Friday 08/21/09 Door: 11:00am Show: 12:00 p.m. Sleep Train Amphitheatre Wheatland 2677 Forty Mile Road  WHEATLAND]]></category>

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Vans Warped Tour at Sleep Train Amphitheatre
This show will knock your socks off! Buy your tickets and let's ROCK!!
Date:
Friday 08/21/09
Door:
11:00am
Show:
12:00 p.m.
Sleep Train Amphitheatre Wheatland
2677 Forty Mile Road
WHEATLAND, CA 95901
Go to Livenation.com for Tickets
Tickets are General Admission Standing Room Only.
Adult $33.00
Adult Day of Show $38.00
News Flash!!
â€œSORRY FOR GOING BACK TO SCHOOLâ€ PROMO
Tomorrow Only After 4pm
:) All tickets will be $20 dollars for students with their ID. If they only have their old ID from 2008 we'll take that.
Quick Link:
http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/405961
3OH!3
A Day To Remember
A Skylit Drive
Aiden
Alana Grace
Alexisonfire
All Time Low
Attack Attack
Bayside
Big D and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guns, Guns, Guns and More Guns</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/18/guns-guns-guns-and-more-guns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


  

"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind...Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks." -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County is a great place to exercise our Second Amendment rights and have some good old-fashioned fun. A few friends and I went up there for a little "therapy session" a few weeks ago. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/07/manny-ramirez-tests-positive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well I'll be damned! Manny Ramirez now officially joins the lowly ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark MacGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, etc, etc, etc... This morning MLB announced that Ramirez had tested positive for a banned substance, which Ramirez reports he took unknowingly due to a recent personal health medication he had prescribed by a doctor.
Bull! This is the same guy who once skipped out on spring training for "family reasons" only to be found at a muscle car auction in Atlantic City. Ramirez is a cheat just like the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say Hey! It&#8217;s Willie Mays&#8217; 78th Birthday!</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/06/say-hey-its-willie-mays-78th-birthday/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/06/say-hey-its-willie-mays-78th-birthday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 21:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The greatest living baseball player turns 78-years-old today. Say Hey Willie! You're still the man!

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		<title>FUCK OFF AND DIE</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/23/fuck-off-and-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, that's right. 

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		<title>Barry Zito Sucks</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/16/barry-zito-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just saying.

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		<title>RIP Harry Kalas</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/13/rip-harry-kalas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, one of the great voices American sports broadcasting has ever known passed away. Harry Kalas, man behind the mic for the Philadelphia Phillies, Eagles and NFL films, died suddenly at the age of 73 before a game in Washington DC. He was found unconscious on the floor of the broadcast booth around 12:30 Eastern, and pronounced dead at a local hospital.
Whether you lived in Philadelphia or not, Harry Kalas was the man, and I for one will miss just knowing he's around. When I was in high school I  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck. Fixed. Except&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/08/fuck-fixed-except/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
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A Taste of The Toast from Michael on Vimeo
First post, so here's a neat fixed gear video. I usually wouldn't post anything fixed gear related because most people associated in the fixed gear "scene" are complete douchers and most fixed gear videos are retarded anyway. But this one is shot really well and seems pretty damn cool. Plus, anything shot in slow motion usually rocks cocks. Anyway, take a look.
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Bracket</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/03/18/obamas-bracket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
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Considering the fact I don't think I've watched a single college basketball game this year, I doubt it'd do me any good to bother with a March Madness bracket.  Sorry, I'm more of a football guy myself.
The President doesn't seem to be in the same boat as me.  He recently invited ESPN to the historic White House Map Room to hit the chart and give us his picks.  The winner?  UNC.
The first round of this year's tournament begins Thursday, and plenty of White House workers, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mesa, AZ: This Place Sucks Turds</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/03/14/mesa-az-this-place-sucks-turds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Mesa, Arizona, above all else the strip mall reigns supreme. While all the adobe art would suggest otherwise, this is the land of fresh concrete, stucco and flawlessly hung drywall. Dotting the otherwise dusty negative space, facsimiled neighborhoods with near-identical houses provide shelter for an aging populous and, presumably, an incredibly limited youth subculture. On the way to the gig at Hollywood Alley, our host and guide Brighton pointed out a Safeway supermarket located directly across the street from yet another Safeway supermarket. From the look of it, there's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawsuit: Legendary Second Baseman Roberto Alomar Has AIDS, Insisted on Unprotected Sex</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/11/lawsuit-legendary-second-baseman-roberto-alomar-has-aids-insisted-on-unprotected-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baseball great Roberto Alomar has full-blown AIDS but insisted on having unprotected sex, his ex-girlfriend charged Tuesday in a bombshell lawsuit]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Phelps Bong Photo Gets 8 People Arrested</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/10/michael-phelps-bong-photo-gets-8-people-arrested/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/10/michael-phelps-bong-photo-gets-8-people-arrested/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10754</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently people still give a rat's ass about smoking pot, especially when it's a dude that won about a billion gold metals at the Olympics.  Between this current story, the local police's threats about sending the Olympian to jail and Kelloggs revoking his sponsorship (neglecting the fact that the amount of sugar that they fortify those Frosted Flakes with is enough to send kids into a diabetic coma), Phelps is kind of getting the shit end of the stick here.  You know who's got it worse than him? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Rod Admits He Took Steroids</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/09/a-rod-admits-he-took-steroids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10688</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As to why a baseball player taking steroids is still news, I'm at a loss, but apparently since A-Rod was supposed to be the next Mickey Mantle or whatever the fuck the 4 old white guys who still give a shit about baseball are BAWWWING somewhere.]]></description>
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		<title>This Just In: Michael Phelps Uses Performance Dimishing Drugs Because He&#8217;s Just That Badass</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/06/this-just-in-michael-phelps-uses-performance-dimishing-drugs-because-hes-just-that-badass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10627</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just figured it out: US Gold Medalist Michael Phelps is such a super badass that he has to use performance diminishing drugs in order for his opponents stand a chance. Commentators may be all up in arms about the photo circulating, depicting Phelps taking a Bea Arthur*, but they've got it twisted. In a show of true sportsmanship, Phelps occasionally smokes marijuana to give himself a handicap, otherwise no one would bother racing him. If he gets any better at swimming, he will need to start taking quaaludes mid-dive. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Openly Gay Race Horse To Compete In Breeder&#8217;s Cup</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/03/first-openly-gay-race-horse-to-compete-in-breeders-cup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10549</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As we come to terms with the fact that we live in a world that is progressive and yet so demeaning at the same, an amazing story like this really touches your heart.  Ship's Captain, the first openly gay race horse, is set to compete in the highly honored Breeder's Cup.  It's such a shame that after this beautiful and strong willed creature pushes the boundaries of gay animals everywhere, he'll be inevitably turned into glue in about 10 years.  Ship's Captain, I will cry tears of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Admits To Smoking Pot&#8230;OH WOW THE SHAME</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/03/olympic-gold-medalist-michael-phelps-admits-to-smoking-potoh-wow-the-shame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*photo by AP*
Some people are all butt-hurt over gold medal winner Michael Phelps smoking some weed. They feel disappointed, betrayed, conned that the US Golden Boy enjoyed cannabis at a South Carolina house party. Now the county sheriff is sharpening up the handcuffs and contemplating criminal charges.   
Here's an idea. Maybe...just maybe...smoking pot isn't a big deal. Keep yourself open to new ideas...such as, taking a few bong rips is as big of a deal as drinking a few beers. The fallout from Nancy Regan's D.A.R.E. campaign has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl Porn= Lulz</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/02/super-bowl-porn-lulz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10526</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Admittedly, if I was a 40 year old mother with her young kids watching the Super Bowl and I saw a 30 second porn interruption, I'd be pretty pissed off too.  The fact is, however, I'm a dirty guy in his early 20's and if that stuff popped up while I was chugging beers with my buddies, I would probably piss myself laughing and then jet to the bathroom to rub one out urinate more.  
The Arizona station that got hacked into is seriously sorry, which I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas High School Girls Basketball Team Wins 100-0</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/01/22/texas-high-school-girls-basketball-team-wins-100-0/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/01/22/texas-high-school-girls-basketball-team-wins-100-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10341</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Texas high school girls basketball team on the winning end of a 100-0 blowout has apologized to the losing school, calling the game "shameful and an embarrassment."]]></description>
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		<title>Burress A Moron, Mayor Bloomberg Pissed</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/12/02/burress-a-moron-mayor-bloomberg-pissed/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/12/02/burress-a-moron-mayor-bloomberg-pissed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9687</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Life has to be shitty when the Mayor of New York City wants your ass locked up. This is of course in response to the insanely ignorant action of the New York Giants football star Plaxico Burress. In case you have been living under a rock the past few days or don't give a shit about sports, I'll fill you in. The star wide receiver of the Super Bowl champion Giants reportedly shot himself in the leg at a night club last Friday night. He was carrying a loaded gun, [...]]]></description>
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