A Man, A Guitar, and a Small Penis
Posted on 29. Aug, 2008 by na3s in Blog, Chico, Comedy, Internet, Sex, Videos
We’ve all received emails trying to convince us that our Johnson’s are too small, and to fix that we need to buy some pills, a pump or a hypnosis video. Most people just delete these emails, knowing they are complete rubbish. But what about the people that read the statistics equipped in these emails, do they become psychologically harmed over time?
I am beginning to think so, yes.
There’s one man who’s had enough. A video featuring artists and random people kidnapped off the sidewalks from Chico, CA has just been released [...]
Want Revenge On Your Ex?
Posted on 28. Aug, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Idiocy, Internet, Sex
“The Best Revenge Is Giving Them Crabs” is the motto of Revenge Crabs, a new Web site created by retail crab lice specialists. They can even custom breed aggressive species. JESUS!
In short, we give crabs to your ex-girlfriend. No if’s, not too many and’s, but we promise a very itchy butt. You’ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card with matching billing & shipping addresses, and we’ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or [...]
Sex With Cars: WAT
Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, Sex
In the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets Death (Adam Corolla) a date with an awkward pet shop owner, Death and the girl go out to a coffee shop. The conversation goes quiet, and Death, trying to perk up the unbearable scilence, asks, “So, have you been on the internet? They’ve got some crazy things on that internet”. Death was undoubtedly talking about people that have sex with cars.
Mechaphiles, or people with a fetish towards machinery, are a quiet group of people in the sex world, but [...]
Morgan Freeman Wants Divorce
Posted on 06. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Comedy, Film, Internet, Sex
Freeman, who is still hospitalized for the epic car crash he was in, is now seeking divorce from his wife of 24 years. I wonder if this has anything to do with Demaris Meyer, the mystery girl that was riding shotgun in Freeman’s car at the time of the accident.
A spokesman for Freeman – who is in hospital recovering from a broken arm, a broken elbow and minor shoulder damage – told Access Hollywood he is seeking a divorce from his wife, costumer Myrna Colley-Lee.
“(They) are involved in a [...]
New Form Of Contraception: Soy?
Posted on 06. Aug, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Food Bites, Science, Sex
SOY = The new wonder drug for male contraception. Eating half a serving of any soy-based foods a day is said to lower male sperm count. There was a study conducted at the Harvard School of Public Health in Boston and it found that men consuming high amounts of soy products had a lower sperm concentration compared to those who did not eat soy foods.
It won’t make you immune to being a baby’s daddy but it might help so get yourself some edamame Mmmm.
Laguna Beach Move Over…
Posted on 01. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Sex
Here comes Guido Beach.
I’m sure some nice people come from New Jersey, but that’s way too many popped collars for my taste. The video is 7 minutes long, but well worth the watch.
Wrong Woman Given Abortion
Posted on 18. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Crime, Idiocy, Sex
The wrong woman was given a chemical abortion tablet at a clinic. The nurse, Ann Downer, mixed up the woman with another lady with the same first name. The drug was given to a woman who was only at the Calthorpe Clinic in Birmingham for an initial consultation. She had not made the decision to terminate her pregnancy when the nurse gave her the pill.
The poor woman was in terrible pain when the staff realized what happened and called her back into the clinic. They told her that a surgical [...]
Andy Dick A Mess, Again
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy, Sex
Last week Andy Dick got kicked out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas because his pit bull bit a guest and he was a sloppy mess. Now he has some bigger problems on his plate: sex and drug charges. He was arrested in Riverside County for investigation of sexual battery and his drug use.
Dick, 42, was arrested around 2 a.m. this morning in a parking lot outside Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar. He is being held on $5,000 bail. He probably isn’t going to get off too easy [...]
