1 Guy, 1 Cup
Posted on 05. Dec, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, Internet, Sex
So this technically should be called 1 Guy, 1 Jar, but in the name of continuity, 1 Guy, 1 Cup will do. Anyways, before you go to it, be warned that its a video of a guy ramming a glass jar into his ass by sitting on it, and right when he gets it all the way in, it breaks, causing him to rain blood out of his ass while he picks the shards of broken glass out. Its probably NSFW, but it depends on where you work I guess. [...]
Palin is Offered $2 Million to Be in Porn
Posted on 11. Nov, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Comedy, Film, Internet, Paid, Politics, Sex, Videos
When you fail at snagging the Vice Presidency, what else is there to do? BE A LUCRATIVE PORN STAR!
From Canada.com:
Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.
Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world – the most desirable woman over 40.”
To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says [...]
MGMT Makes Me Horny
Posted on 10. Nov, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Consumption, Fashion, Lifestyle, Music, Sex
I was shopping at Trucker the other day, looking for new Jeffrey Campbells. My boyfriend offered to buy me some new shoes for being such a big girl about life, which is a guaranteed way to get yourself laid in my book. Then this AWESOME song came on. I asked the guy behind the counter who it was.
“MGMT – Electric Feel”.
The BF bought me some cute Jessica Simpson pumps that I’ll lovingly call “Electric Heels”. Now every time I hear MGMT, I want to throw them on with nothin’ but [...]
Nailin’ Paylin
Posted on 15. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Film, Lifestyle, Politics, Sex
Larry Flynt went through with it. “Nailin’ Paylin,” brought to you by Hustler, has just released some publicity shots and they are… well, look for yourself.
My personal favorite:
Columbus Day Is A Sham
Posted on 13. Oct, 2008 by some guy in Comedy, Film, Sex, Snowboarding, gaming
Ten minutes ago I was en route to the bank. I walked up to the doors with the intention of depositing a check, but found them locked. What? Oh yeah, it’s Columbus Day. Using the ATM instead, two more people in a matter of five minutes did the exact same thing, both of whom failed to make the connection.
“Columbus Day,” I spouted. “Oh. Ha…” the response.
There are currently 10 Federal holidays per year in the United States of America. For those who don’t feel like checking the above link, I’ll [...]
THE POOR POLAR BEARS / Daily Sarah Palin Related Post
Posted on 13. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Internet, Politics, Sex
Sarah Palin Sex Tape Leaked – Watch more free videos
“I Want A Big O”
Posted on 09. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Internet, Politics, Sex
Forget Nailin’ Paylin, it’s supposably all about HEADOSTATE now. $21.95 worth every penny!?
“Love your candidate, let him love you back!”
Next up:
“He’s been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!”
Just In Time For Winter…
Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Art, Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Fashion, Sex, Snowboarding, Sports
So it’s raining and I’m chilly and that makes me think of snowwwwwwwwww. Weee.
Burton Snowboards new series “Love” has boards clad with oldschool Playboy models.
Moms across America are worried for their lil’ boys. Anyways, I think they’re fly and I would even ride one! Come on Burton, hook a sista up!
