Dwindling Economy Leads to Grave Robbing!
Posted on 30. Jun, 2008 by ryan in Blog, Crime, Lifestyle, Paranormal
A growing number of reports of grave robbing have been cropping up in St. Louis and across the nation. Apparently, rising scrap metal prices and a sagging economy have lead to thieves raiding the metal vases of headstones. Gross, dude. Gross.
In March, the Madison County Sheriff’s Department arrested three people for stealing 40 vases from two Metro East cemeteries. The owner of a Granite City scrap recycling center turned them in.
Late last year, a trio of thieves hit the Valhalla Memorial Park cemetery in East Alton. They stole 17 bronze [...]
WORST Celeb Plastic Surgery
Posted on 23. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Fashion, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Paranormal
This picture frightened me even more than this post.
Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as “Cat Woman.” Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..
Now I Know Why Amy Winehouse Has A Beehive.
Posted on 18. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Crime, Fashion, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Paranormal
A 32-year-old British woman could not fool customs agents in Norway when she came through wearing a bulging wig. They became suspicious of the big wig and turns out she was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine under there! The woman had glued the cocaine to her head.
She was detained under suspicion of smuggling cocaine. The agents thought she had a lot of hair and suspected it was a wig. The cocaine was glued so strongly to the woman’s real hair that she had to be taken to the local hospital [...]
It’s Nakey Time Part II: Jen Moss Edition
Posted on 18. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Crime, Environment, Paranormal
John and Yoko would approve of this nakey time. On July the 4th, nudity/peace activist Jen Moss will be pushing the limits of Ashland, Oregon’s decency laws. As it stands, the law states that you have to have your genitalia covered while in a city park or downtown commercial district. She’s often seen riding around topless on her bike (no fossil fuels baby), but on Independence Day she (and some more hairy, gnarly hippie types) will be joining the Annual 4th of July parade in nothing but a hemp G-string. [...]
Kozmic Debris Horoscope: June 16th – 22nd
Posted on 16. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Paranormal, Science
[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Either way.]
June 16th – 22nd
Aries
You are tumbling towards the most inner parts of your being. Communication is important, yet family is as well. Beautify your home. Let the after hours party be at your house. The full moon on Wednesday brings transformational experiences to the workplace. Remember that even miracles come at a price.
Taurus
This is the last good week for getting [...]
Unicorn Discovered
Posted on 11. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Paranormal
Yeah, I just wanted to post this before Brittany did.
The Associated Press is reporting the discovery of a deer with one horn, much like a unicorn, located in a nature reserve in Italy.
“This is fantasy becoming reality,” Gilberto Tozzi, director of the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato, told The Associated Press. “The unicorn has always been a mythological animal.”
The 1-year-old Roe Deer — nicknamed “Unicorn” — was born in captivity in the research center’s park in the Tuscan town of Prato, near Florence, Tozzi said.
He is believed [...]
Kozmic Debris Horoscope: June 9th – 15th
Posted on 09. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Environment, Paranormal
[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Hey, it's your life.]
June 9th – 15th
Aries
Give back to your community. See yourself as a multi-talented person. Be a “Jack of all trades” and a “Jill of all Skill.” Challenge yourself by learning to speak Arabic, Chinese and English at the same time, or simply mix new food combinations. Your best chances for romance are midweek. Please don’t blow a good opportunity.
Taurus [...]
Synthesis and the Forces of Evil Present; 666 Pages of Cryptic Words
Posted on 30. May, 2008 by spencer in Apocalypse, Music, Paranormal
With great pride and the promise of blood letting to come, Synthesis is happy to announce that we have 666 pages of Award Winning* blogs.
To commemorate this auspicious occasion we present to you our correspondent Grant Noblin’s review of Desaster’s new album, "666: Satan’s Soldiers Syndicate" on Metalblade Records.
*exaggeration
