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		<title>Life Sucks Die</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/22/life-sucks-die-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 21:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12784</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The thing that sucks about life, besides the fact that we'll all die someday and nothing we've ever done will actually mean a single goddamn thing, is that, no matter how hard you try to be a good person, you end up just fucking everything up even worse.]]></description>
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		<title>Tunza Gunz</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12752</guid>
		<description><![CDATA["A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind...Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks." -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County is a great place to exercise our Second Amendment rights and have some good old-fashioned fun. A few friends and I went up there for a little "therapy session" a few weeks ago. There's nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the neat things about editing the Syntheis Weekly is that I get a first-had crack at the action before the paper even hits the streets. Last Friday I was  proofing Mad Bob Howard's column, and he referenced a fellow "outsider artist" (aside: something about the term "outsider art" or "outsider artist" makes me cringe, and therefore, encase it in quotes like some sort of literary specimin) by the name of Jonathan Troxler.
Easter is one of those bizarre holidays â€“ quasi-religious, quasi-pagan, entirely alcoholic these days. It has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ASU Scientist: Aliens May Be Living Among Us, Undetected</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/18/asu-scientist-aliens-may-be-living-among-us-undetected/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/02/18/asu-scientist-aliens-may-be-living-among-us-undetected/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10979</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A bizarre race of Ancient Ones living on right beneath our noses, or perhaps as microbes "in our noses"?  Someone page HP Lovecraft]]></description>
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		<title>23 Years Later, Whitley Streiber Is Still Pissed</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/12/18/23-years-later-whitley-streiber-is-still-pissed/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/12/18/23-years-later-whitley-streiber-is-still-pissed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9839</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As he nears the 23 year anniversary of his first contact with "the visitors," Communion author and famous, if not infamous, paranormal icon Whitley Streiber is still struggling to be taken seriously, and he's not too happy about it:
It is late here, midnight passing. December has come again, and for the past few months I have been enduring the same demonic nights that I experience every year at this time, as my spirit relives the hard pilgrimage that led to the night of December 26, 1985.
The feelings are so complex, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it just me&#8230;.?</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/11/25/is-it-just-me-2/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/11/25/is-it-just-me-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. DouchÃ©bag</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9651</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or does not so bad ass Esteban kinda look like Pretty Cool Guy Jack Nicholson with a shitty bolero hat, shitty guitar and a shitty pony tail....?

Jack Nicholson buys pounds of blow.
Esteban blows by the pound.
Hella.
]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Kev Horoscope: September 8th â€“ 14th</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/09/09/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-8th-%e2%80%93-14th/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/09/09/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-8th-%e2%80%93-14th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh! Yes, wisdom of the ages! Stars and planets please tell us what to do! kozmickev@sunset.net...
Aries
Other people can make or break a relationship. You are dynamic, motivated and attractive. Your powers of persuasion are good provided you don't hit people over the head with a point. Hard work is what's going to get things done. Show that you're committed to sticking to a job â€˜til it's finalized and complete.
Taurus 
Love is hard work. Lust is easy, and love is hard. Recent circumstances at work seem to have you stretched to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Kev Horoscope: September 1st â€“ 7th</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/09/05/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-1st-%e2%80%93-7th/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/09/05/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-1st-%e2%80%93-7th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8950</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope was written by Synthesis Weekly columnist Kozmic Kev. He can be reached at kozmickev@sunset.net.] 
Aries: Make it good and make it work. The moon aligns with Mars in your seventh house. Do your part to help make peace. The planets and stars support this decision. Work towards having better relationships. Whether it involves work or romance, do what it takes. Moneymaking opportunities may present themselves.
Taurus: Love and service come together for you this week. Get beyond guilt and move into action. When it comes to kids, know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Debris Horoscope: August 25th â€“ 31st</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/08/25/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-25th-%e2%80%93-31st/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/08/25/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-25th-%e2%80%93-31st/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8817</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Hey, it's your life.]

Virgo 
Try new things. Your rebirth is here. The new moon in Virgo brings on a sense of intelligence along with a grounded earthy quality. Like Leo you need to watch your pennies carefully. Practice what you preach. Lead us into a better environment. Enjoy sunbathing and healthy eating. Indulge in the things you love.
Libra 
By the end of this week, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Debris Horoscope: August 11th â€“ 17th</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/08/13/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-11th-%e2%80%93-17th/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2008/08/13/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-11th-%e2%80%93-17th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Hey, it's your life.]
August 11th â€“ 17th 
Aries 
You start this week strong with some transformational creative ability. Physical strength, service jobs and charitable causes remain at the top of your list. The Aquarius full moon/lunar eclipse will rock your social life and give you a glimpse at the future. Can you spare any social change?
Taurus
Loving hard comes easy this month. Your creative potential [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horoscope: Kozmic Kev AUGUST 4TH â€“ 10TH</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/08/05/horoscope-kozmic-kev-august-4th-%e2%80%93-10th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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Leo
Hunker down to the comfort of friends and family. Get to the very root of who you are. Listen to advice that promotes something positive. Keep on working on health and service issues. Strive for a spiritual relationship. New ways to finance things are presented to you. Saturday night and Sunday inspire creative expression and heartfelt joy.
Virgo
When fog plays with the sun, you don't know what to expect. A light is beginning to burn through the smoky haze. A new and better you is coming. Help those who are isolated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Debris Horoscope: July 21st â€“ 27th</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/07/23/kozmic-debris-horoscope-july-21st-%e2%80%93-27th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life by it. Hey, it's your dime.]
Cancer 
We say goodbye to your season on Tuesday at 3:55 AM PDT, and hello to your second house. This house shows us where our material values lie. Food issues often come here. How do you look in a bathing suit? Can celery sticks really replace cookies? Desire and obsessions aren't always the liberators we think they are.
Leo 
Enter your time early [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monk Metal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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Sometimes when I cruise news headlines, there's one that just makes me flip the fuck out. Such as this one:

 Heavy metal monk in second album
Heavy Metal Monk? Light some incense and punch the floor.

From the BBC:
At first glance, Cesare Bonizzi looks like the archetypal Capuchin monk - round-faced, stout, with twinkling eyes and a long flowing white beard. But beneath his robes beats a heart of metal.
Brother Cesare is the lead singer in a heavy metal band which has just released its second album.
A former missionary in the Ivory [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is My Face When I Read This Blog</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/07/17/this-is-my-face-when-i-read-this-blog-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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Actually, this is my f...OMG WHAT IS THAT!!

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		<title>Horoscope: Kozmic Kev&#8217;s Kozmic Debris, 7/7 &#8211; 7/13</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/07/09/horoscope-kozmic-kev-from-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Either way.]
July 7th â€“ 13th 
Aries
While moving full speed ahead, you may need to put on the breaks. Slow down and be careful out there. Most activities continue to be centered on home and family. Venus moves into your fifth house on Saturday. You feel more creative and sweeter. Pay attention to health concerns, artistic projects and female children.
Taurus
You get to know yourself better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pregnant Man Gives Birth!</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/07/03/the-pregnant-man-gives-birth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that Oregon couple who was trying to have a baby? The husband was going through a sex change operation to become a man but kept his lady parts so they could have a kid first. The preggers man, Thomas Beatie, gave birth today. The pregnant man's baby girl was healthy and happy. CRAZY!! Here's some pictures of him a week before giving birth:


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		<title>Dwindling Economy Leads to Grave Robbing!</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/06/30/dwindling-economy-leads-to-grave-robbing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A growing number of reports of grave robbing have been cropping up in St. Louis and across the nation. Apparently, rising scrap metal prices and a sagging economy have lead to thieves raiding the metal vases of headstones. Gross, dude. Gross.
In March, the Madison County Sheriff's Department arrested three people for stealing 40 vases from two Metro East cemeteries. The owner of a Granite City scrap recycling center turned them in.
Late last year, a trio of thieves hit the Valhalla Memorial Park cemetery in East Alton. They stole 17 bronze [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORST Celeb Plastic Surgery</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/06/23/worst-celeb-plastic-surgery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as "Cat Woman." Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..
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		<title>Now I Know Why Amy Winehouse Has A Beehive.</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/06/18/now-i-know-why-amy-winehouse-has-a-beehive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 32-year-old British woman could not fool customs agents in Norway when she came through wearing a bulging wig. They became suspicious of the big wig and turns out she was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine under there! The woman had glued the cocaine to her head.
She was detained under suspicion of smuggling cocaine. The agents thought she had a lot of hair and suspected it was a wig. The cocaine was glued so strongly to the woman's real hair that she had to be taken to the local hospital [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Nakey Time Part II: Jen Moss Edition</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2008/06/18/its-nakey-time-part-ii-jen-moss-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John and Yoko would approve of this nakey time. On July the 4th, nudity/peace activist Jen Moss will be pushing the limits of Ashland, Oregon's decency laws. As it stands, the law states that you have to have your genitalia covered while in a city park or downtown commercial district. She's often seen riding around topless on her bike (no fossil fuels baby), but on Independence Day she (and some more hairy, gnarly hippie types) will be joining the Annual 4th of July parade in nothing but a hemp G-string. [...]]]></description>
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