The Economy Is Falling!!! Pt. 391
Posted on 26. Jan, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in How's Business, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Paid
Just because I’m in a sleep deprived, over-caffeinated and under-stimulated mood, lets talk about our shitty economy, shall we?
A massive cut of jobs across seemingly all industries happened today, and it looks as if there’s no end in sight for the recent layoff trends. First off we have Caterpillar, makers of work trucks, equipment, etc. whom has been an American icon for blue collar workers ever. As of today, the company is set to slash an astonishing 20,000 jobs.
aterpillar Inc announced it would cut nearly 20,000 jobs and [...]
Pharmaceutical Companies Suck
Posted on 16. Dec, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Crime, How's Business, Paid, Politics
The local drop in medical center seems to be recruiting strait out of the Tijuana School of Witchcraft and Dark Voodoo Arts. 99% of the time, I’m dead sure the nurses could handle whatever death-flu I’ve come down with better than these dudes. After walking in, the doctor asks me in broken English what medications I’ve been taking to get rid of this nasty little virus. I say back, “some antihistamines and some cheap Sudafed knock offs”. We continue the rest of the examine, and he [...]
Palin is Offered $2 Million to Be in Porn
Posted on 11. Nov, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Comedy, Film, Internet, Paid, Politics, Sex, Videos
When you fail at snagging the Vice Presidency, what else is there to do? BE A LUCRATIVE PORN STAR!
From Canada.com:
Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.
Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world – the most desirable woman over 40.”
To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says [...]
Not That You Care…
Posted on 12. Sep, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Art, Blog, Chico, Consumption, Fashion, How's Business, Internet, Lifestyle, Paid, Sex
… NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!
Jeffrey Campbell “Marly”. Get ‘em here before that bitch you hate gets ‘em first.
If you’ve never heard of the Jeffrey Campbell brand, let me elaborate. I’m not plugging him for an personal benefit or gain (unfortunately), this isn’t some sell out review or ad for them. But I’m 100% genuinely in love with Jeffrey Campbell. Comfortable, durable, and not outrageously expensive (’bout $100 a pop), his lasts are handmade and I’d wear about 85% of his styles which is pretty rare for a shoe designer since they like [...]
American Prayer: A Barack Obama Music Video
Posted on 22. Aug, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Art, Crime, Internet, Lifestyle, Music, Paid, Politics, TV, Videos, War
Here’s some Barack Obama music and a blog post that actually stands for something other than demoralizing the handicapped.
Newer Things
Posted on 22. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Paid
We forgot to mention that our Managing Editor got his first tattoo too. Shit is SO CASH
And I got some new shoes. I’m loving fucking Payless Shoes. Order a pair for yourself
Free Stuff!!!one!1
Posted on 05. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, Consumption, How's Business, Internet, Music, Paid, Technology
If you haven’t realized, we have a tab on our page entitled ‘Sweeps’. Roll on over to check out some of the free stuff we’re giving away. We’ve got hot shwag from Shwayze, CSNY, Sick of Sarah, Def Leppard, Atmosphere, a bajillion graphic designers… really, the list is huge. This stuff is laying in a giant, well kept mound on Ms. Nickel’s desk, and she’s fed up with it. Go check it out, sign up and win!
Walmart Scared of Democratic Win
Posted on 01. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Paid
I couldn’t have foreseen this in a million years. America’s pride and joy, the store that stocks both anti-depressants and shot gun shells, is leaning towards the right wing.
Wal-Mart has recently warned that if the Dems do win the presidential nomination, there’s a likelihood that it will be easier for workers to unionize larger companies. The superstore has always been known for it’s slave fair labor practices, and doesn’t see the need for it’s workers to form labor unions. Besides, who needs medical insurance and workman’s comp [...]
