Spanking Assemblyman Goes Viral, Duvall Resigns
Posted on 10. Sep, 2009 by spencer in Politics, Sex
The image of a rotund, family values Republican assemblyman so gleefully spanking a lobbyist who he was in bed with, politically and literally, really captured the imaginations of the blogosphere. Less one day after the news of Assemblyman Michael Duvall’s went viral, the spank-happy assemblyman called it quits.
From The LA Times:
A nonpartisan group that focuses on government accountability called today for widespread reform of rules governing the interaction of state legislators and lobbyists after Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda) was recorded bragging of intimate relations with an energy lobbyist.
Duvall [...]
Scientology will do this to you.
Posted on 28. Jul, 2009 by alisse in Blog, Consumption, Internet, Music, Sex
Besides this photo surfacing, so has a personal and intimate video of Madonna with her castmates from the film Dangerous Games.
The video is expected to sell for up to $14,000. More personal items will also be auctioned online through August 5th. I won’t be bidding, ick.
A Letter To The Editor…..Happy Birthday, America!
Posted on 06. Jul, 2009 by awellersdick in Apocalypse, Blog, Crime, Lifestyle, Politics, Sex, War
This is an actual letter received by the editor of the Synthesis Weekly. It arrived this morning from one of the magazine’s most loyal readers, Virgilio Gonzalez.
Dear Jake,
How was your Fourth of July Weekend? Mine did not go very well. When I moved to this country, I knew you Americans could be confusing, but I’d seen enough of your country on TV to think I had a good grip on how things worked here, but I guess I was wrong. Now that I live here I just want to be [...]
Chico State Mechatronics
Posted on 18. May, 2009 by awellersdick in Blog, Chico, Hit The Deck, Science, Sex, Technology, War
Chico State’s Mechatronics Department is cranking out some pretty wild shit. Check out these videos of some of their robots which are currently in heavy use in Iraq and other highly classified war theaters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zkKqeAk4uo&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5H5Dz-PAPs&feature=channel
Rihanna Nudes
Posted on 08. May, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Sex
I’m really surprised that this hasn’t hit the net harder, but Rihanna’s nude pic(s) just popped up on the web courtesy of a blog site I’m always ripping off of. The big question is who decided to leak these photos onto the net? I’m going to guess that it’s probably someone who is feeling a little threatened by her, either emotionally or legally.
Just to add to the fun, look what I found:
Rihanna has claimed that she will never pose naked for Playboy because shes scared her mum would [...]
A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens
Posted on 20. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Art, Blog, Chico, Environment, Fashion, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle, Paranormal, Politics, Science, Sex, TV, War
One of the neat things about editing the Syntheis Weekly is that I get a first-had crack at the action before the paper even hits the streets. Last Friday I was proofing Mad Bob Howard’s column, and he referenced a fellow “outsider artist” (aside: something about the term “outsider art” or “outsider artist” makes me cringe, and therefore, encase it in quotes like some sort of literary specimin) by the name of Jonathan Troxler.
Easter is one of those bizarre holidays – quasi-religious, quasi-pagan, entirely alcoholic these days. It has [...]
Press Release of the Day: Ron Jeremy’s Dick on Twitter
Posted on 14. Apr, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Internet, Sex
Along with its own blog, Ron Jeremy’s dick apparently now has it’s own Twitter. Insert dick joke here
The Pope Stops AIDS Epidemic with “Friendship”
Posted on 17. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Sex, War
Listening to the Pope talk about condoms is kinda like listening to a blind person describe what the sky looks like.
From BBC:
Speaking to reporters on his way to Cameroon’s capital, Yaounde, the Pope said HIV/Aids was “a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which can even increase the problem”. The solution lies in a “spiritual and human awakening” and “friendship for those who suffer”, the AFP news agency quotes him as saying.
