Rodenator!

Posted on 15. Apr, 2009 by some guy in Apocalypse, Blog, Idiocy

If you’re a farmer, or the owner of significant amounts of land, invariably, you’ve probably had issues with rodents of some type. Well thank the good lord for Rodenator, the explosive killer you’ve prayed so long and hard for. Doesn’t matter if it’s voles, moles, gophers, ground squirrels, prairie dogs, rabbits, armadillos, marmots (rock chucks, ground hogs, wood chucks), badgers, foxes and coyotes—fuck, blow ‘em all up! Teach these little bastards and their underground pipelines a lesson they won’t forget; just ask Rush Limbaugh!
Or have we heard this story before? [...]

If You’re Like Me…

Posted on 15. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, How's Business, Idiocy, Paid

If you’re like me, you can download the forms here. Idiot.

Garnier Fructis Style “Surf Hair” as Moustache Wax?

Posted on 13. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Art, How's Business, Idiocy

I am an American, and as such, I’m brand-minded. Granted, I’m less-so than most of my friends, but I still tend to favor my trusted logos; Fender amps, Gibson guitars, Electro-Harmonix and Boss pedals….and Clubman moustache wax.
But a few weeks ago I was at SXSW (more pics coming soon, I swear), and there I found a Garnier Fructis booth doing some promotions. I asked if they made moustache wax and they gave me a 5 oz container of “Surf Hair,” saying it would do fine for molding my face mane.

This [...]

LOLWat?!: Boar Taint.com

Posted on 06. Apr, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy

You can’t make this stuff up… well I guess you could, and theoretically someone already thought it up so that the concept could become a tangible entity, but I digress.
Check out Boar Taint.com, a website dedicated to keeping pork quality at an all time high by regulating boar taint. I could go into great details how this website has brought a new light into my life, but I would rather spread the love by having you read their welcome statement from their page.
This site is an informational resource about [...]

Thank Goodness My Mom Dicovered E-mail

Posted on 30. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Idiocy

Holocaust-related e-guilt? THANKSMOM!
If you want the whole guilt story, check out the jump! YAY!

Epic FAIL…

Posted on 27. Mar, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy

I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that the website I’m supposed to be working on is completely blank or the fact that the only computers in the office that are open and have the right software are currently not opening the documents I need.

Road Games: The Predictive Text Game

Posted on 13. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Art, Idiocy, SXSW, Technology, gaming

“This part of the country is really beautiful.”
No it’s not. We’re in the Southwest and there is nothing to look at but highway, cacti and dirt. And thanks to our brilliant job of cleaning out the Gay Car before hitting the road we have no CDs to listen to. None…except our respective bands, and we’re waiting for the right moment to premier the rough mix of the new Gorgeous Armada album. With no music to listen to, road games are a must.
A decade ago Slug Bug and Out Of State [...]

Lulz of teh Day: Parents Television Council

Posted on 11. Mar, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy

Google Trends managed to again spark up a great deal of humor in my life today as I traced back the current #17 trend, the Parents’ Television Council, back to their roots. The group is apparently is pissed off at Family Guy for such minor issues as showing a menially handicapped horse killing deaf kids, said horse licking Peter’s ass in his sleep and depicting Stewie knowingly eating horse sperm in his cereal… no big deal, right?!
Besides being mad at a show that clearly has a track record (not [...]