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		<title>Nearly Naked Man Hijacks School Bus</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/08/28/nearly-naked-man-hijacks-school-bus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From WSBTV:
Witnesses said the naked man threw the bus driver out of the seat and took over the wheel of the bus. Students started jumping out of the moving bus as it traveled along Boulevard Drive, screaming for help.
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		<title>Van&#8217;s Warped Tour &#8216;09</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/08/05/vans-warped-tour-09/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Seals</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[CA 95901  Go to Livenation.com for Tickets Tickets are General Admission Standing Room Only. Adult $33.00  Adult Day of Show $38.00  0.	3OH!3 0.	A Day To Remember 0.	A Skylit Drive 0.	Aiden 0.	Alana G]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vans Warped Tour at Sleep Train Amphitheatre Date: Friday 08/21/09 Door: 11:00am Show: 12:00 p.m. Sleep Train Amphitheatre Wheatland 2677 Forty Mile Road  WHEATLAND]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[






Vans Warped Tour at Sleep Train Amphitheatre
This show will knock your socks off! Buy your tickets and let's ROCK!!
Date:
Friday 08/21/09
Door:
11:00am
Show:
12:00 p.m.
Sleep Train Amphitheatre Wheatland
2677 Forty Mile Road
WHEATLAND, CA 95901
Go to Livenation.com for Tickets
Tickets are General Admission Standing Room Only.
Adult $33.00
Adult Day of Show $38.00
News Flash!!
â€œSORRY FOR GOING BACK TO SCHOOLâ€ PROMO
Tomorrow Only After 4pm
:) All tickets will be $20 dollars for students with their ID. If they only have their old ID from 2008 we'll take that.
Quick Link:
http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/405961
3OH!3
A Day To Remember
A Skylit Drive
Aiden
Alana Grace
Alexisonfire
All Time Low
Attack Attack
Bayside
Big D and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O SNAP! Amy Winehouse stole cocaine from Ms. Moss</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/07/28/o-snap-amy-winehouse-stole-cocaine-from-ms-moss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CATFIGHT!
Winehouse allegedly stole two grams of cocaine while partying out of Kate Moss's purse, claims Blake Fielder-Civil, her ex-husband. ALLEGEDLY? Come on, it's Amy Winehouse and cocaine.
Fielder-Civil said Moss told Winehouse to grab a $bill out of her bag to snort lines with. She found the cocaine, snatched it, did some off a toilet (of course), had sex with him and then continued to keep doing it in front of everyone. Moss was too drunk to notice it was missing.
Way to spill the beans on your chick. A catfight between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oy Vey, What a Shonda: Mayors of Hoboken, Secaucus, Five Rabbis Arrested</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/07/23/oy-vey-what-a-shonda-mayors-of-hoboken-secaucus-five-rabbis-arrested/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/07/23/oy-vey-what-a-shonda-mayors-of-hoboken-secaucus-five-rabbis-arrested/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(pic not really related, but fucking badass.)
From Bloomberg: 
Money laundering:
The rabbis were Saul Kassin, 87, chief rabbi of Sharee Zion, a synagogue in Brooklyn, New York; Eliahu Ben Haim, 58, the principal rabbi of Congregation Ohel Yaacob in Deal, New Jersey; Edmond Nahum, 56, of Deal Synagogue in Deal; Mordchai Fish, 56, of Congregation Sheves Achim in Brooklyn; and Lavel Schwartz, 57, Fish's brother.
The rabbis were charged with laundering money that often was sent to Israel. They are members of the Syrian Jewish or Hasidic Jewish communities, Marra said at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To The Editor&#8230;..Happy Birthday, America!</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/07/06/a-letter-to-the-editorhappy-birthday-america/</link>
		<comments>http://synthesis.net/2009/07/06/a-letter-to-the-editorhappy-birthday-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
 
This is an actual letter received by the editor of the Synthesis Weekly. It arrived this morning from one of the magazine's most loyal readers, Virgilio Gonzalez.
Dear Jake,
How was your Fourth of July Weekend? Mine did not go very well. When I moved to this country, I knew you Americans could be confusing, but I'd seen enough of your country on TV to think I had a good grip on how things worked here, but I guess I was wrong. Now that I live here I just want to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Out of Baghdad: Mission Accomplished?</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/06/29/us-out-of-iraq-mission-accomplished/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's been a long time coming, but I'm glad to hear that we finally won the Iraqi war... That's what just happened, right? 
From Reuters: 
Addressing military leaders in Baghdad, Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki said: "Our sovereignty has started and ... we should move forward to build a modern state and enjoy security which has been achieved."
Many Iraqis were elated even though they feared militants might use the withdrawal as an opportunity to step up attacks.
"The American forces' withdrawal is something awaited by every Iraqi: male, female, young and old. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years; Meanwhile His Investors Get to Eat Top Ramen</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/06/29/bernie-madoff-gets-150-years-meanwhile-his-investors-get-to-eat-top-ramen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years; Meanwhile His Investors Get to Eat Top Ramen 
While it surely makes you feel all warm and bubbly inside to know that one of the assholes who helped lead us into this economy is going to get his wrinkled ass pummeled for 150 years, it certainly doesn't offer much to those who trusted him with their money. 13 Billion in losses (oh, and plus the $40,000 or so a year it takes to incarcerate someone, also paid by US taxpayers...)
From Bloomberg:  
â€œI live in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proposition 8 Stands in California.</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/26/proposition-8-stands-in-california/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12803</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[...and apparently so does the California Supreme Court. There is nothing new under the sun: humans still hate and discriminate against other humans for no damn good reason. 
From SFist:
Prop 8 Upheld, Rules California State Supreme Court
As anticipated, the California State Supreme Court ruled to uphold prop 8, the same-sex marriage ban. That means that gay marriage in the state of California is still considered illegal, effectively stripping away civil rights of many GLBT Californians. The State Supreme court ruled that prop 8 is legal in a 6-1 ruling with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tunza Gunz</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind...Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks." -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County is a great place to exercise our Second Amendment rights and have some good old-fashioned fun. A few friends and I went up there for a little "therapy session" a few weeks ago. There's nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guns, Guns, Guns and More Guns</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/18/guns-guns-guns-and-more-guns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


  

"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind...Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks." -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County is a great place to exercise our Second Amendment rights and have some good old-fashioned fun. A few friends and I went up there for a little "therapy session" a few weeks ago. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shell </title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/06/shell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
While Shell may heart the Nigerian Military, they're not all that into indigenous Ogoni. Shell is going to trial for murdering, torturing and pillage. Doesn't that make you want to go fill up at Shell? Heinous. Check out wiwavshell.org for some horrific inhumanity-in-pursuit-of-profit shit. 
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		<title>Synthesis Quote of the Day: &#8220;It&#8217;s a Dirty Game&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/05/synthesis-quote-of-the-day-its-a-dirty-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a local reporter asked 21-year-old Richard McTear Jr. how he could bring himself to throw a three-month old baby out of a moving car onto the freeway where it was later found dead, McTear dropped ultimate knowledge.]]></description>
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		<title>How I Survived a Debilitating Misanthropic Episode, Had a Short-lived Career as a Vigilante and Had My Ass Stolen by a Piece of Shit Wall Street Pusbag</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/05/04/how-i-survived-a-debilitating-misanthropic-episode-had-a-short-lived-career-as-a-vigilante-and-had-my-ass-stolen-by-a-piece-of-shit-wall-street-pusbag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 21:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price of a paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of a hat while everybody sits around wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naÃ¯ve enough to think that we're living in a democracy, are you, Buddy? It's the free market, and you're part of it." -Gordon Gecko
I've always had a sort of blind trust in humanity. Well, not all humans, but certainly a trust in my fellow Americans. I'm a Libertarian, I admit it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have You Seen The Dears&#8217; Tour Bus Lately? They Haven&#8217;t.</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/30/have-you-seen-the-dears-tour-bus-lately-they-havent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wouldn't be laughing if The Dears had loaded up their gear BEFORE their rental tour bus was stolen.
But since they still have all the rest of their stuff: hahahaha have fun touring in a Volvo or whatever.
From their MySpace Bulletin:
Before even leaving for tour this morning, our rental bus was STOLEN!!
Right from Montreal. Geez.
At least it was BEFORE we loaded our stuff, or ourselves, onto it. Whew.
Still we want to help out our friends at the bus company... so ALERT all  : Be on the lookout for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>End The War on Drugs says Bill Haney</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/27/end-the-war-on-drugs-says-bill-haney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pertinent shit.Let's take a step towards solving our financial calamity by ending the nearly 40-year war on drugs. Just the thought of the waste of lives and money  boils my bones. Bill Haney sums it up nicely (in a tldr fashion) on the Huffington Post:
Prohibition was repealed during the Depression of the 1930s, as the costs of enforcing draconian anti-alcohol laws became too expensive for society to bear. Today we have laws limiting alcohol use, tax revenues that result from its legal sale and a virtual elimination of violence resulting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Guy Who Sang &#8220;Hungry Eyes&#8221; Gets Popped For DUI</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/16/the-guy-who-sang-hungry-eyes-gets-popped-for-dui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12144</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eric Carmen (not to be confused with Eric Cartman), best known for his hits "Hungry Eyes" and "All By Myself" done got himself 180 days in jail for drunk driving.  
From E Online:
The 1980s hitmaker, best known for "All By Myself" and "Hungry Eyes," was sentenced Wednesday to 180 days in the slammer stemming from a drunk driving arrest last fall in Ohio.
Bedford Municipal Court Judge Peter Junkin ordered the 59-year-old ex-Raspberries frontman to report to Solon Jail on April 25, but the judge suspended the majority of Carmen's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phil Spector Found Guilty of Murder</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/04/13/phil-spector-found-guilty-of-murder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So they finally decided that Phil Spector really did kill that broad]]></description>
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		<title>The Hash Reality of AB-390</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/03/10/the-hash-reality-of-ab-390/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11318</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of how you morally feel about weed and weather people should or should not smoke it, thanks to Tom Ammiano it is something that will be brought up a lot in the upcoming future. I actually spent a solid 20 minutes reading the proposed AB-390 that assemblymen Ammiano and it sounds pretty interesting. Some of it sounds good and I think it could work, and some of it sounds a little out of reach even for our already weed friendly state. In a nut-shell, if you haven't heard, will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Brown Charged With Felony</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/03/05/chris-brown-charged-with-felony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, BUT YOU DO!
From LA Times:
Nearly a month after pop star Rihanna was found battered and bleeding on a Hancock Park street, prosecutors have charged singer Chris Brown with felony assault and making criminal threats.
The charges carry a sentence ranging from probation to almost five years in prison, according to prosecutors. Brown, who is free on $50,000 bail, is due to be arraigned on the charge this afternoon in Los Angeles Superior Court. Brown was arrested Feb. 8, the day of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bernie Madoff&#8217;s Wife Makes Case To Keep that NYC Penthouse, $62 million</title>
		<link>http://synthesis.net/2009/03/03/bernie-madoffs-wife-makes-case-to-keep-that-nyc-penthouse-62-million/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[f you thought it was bad that disgraced financier ,and now-legendary avatar of American greed and Capitalistic Folly, Bernie Madoff has been so far allowed to remain under "house arrest" in his $7 million dollar Manhattan Penthouse while his trial for ripping off $50 billion dollars proceeds, get a load of this: his wife Ruth is now claiming that the Manhattan penthouse and $62 million of of the couple's assets including cash and bonds are "unrelated" to Madoff's trangressions and are owned by her, thus making them off limits to seizure .]]></description>
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