Novel Idea…Real Heroes: Firefighter
Posted on 02. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Technology
Go figure, a video game with heroes that you can actually become when you grow up. Real Heroes: Firefighter for Nintendo Wii
Real Heroes: Firefighter – GDC 2009 Trailer from Calico Media on Vimeo.
This Is My Face When I Read This Blog
Posted on 18. Mar, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse
This is my face when I read this blog
Satan Plants More Dinosaur Bones To Trick Humans
Posted on 17. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Science
The devil’s at it again, this time planting into the ground the skull of a giant sea creature that–if such a thing were possible–could crush an SUV.
Researchers say the marine reptile, which measured an impressive 15m (50ft) long, had a bite force of about 45 tonnes (33,000lbs) per square inch.
The creature’s partial skull was dug up last summer in the Arctic archipelago of Svalbard by a Norwegian-led team.
Dubbed “Predator X”, it patrolled the oceans some 147 million years ago.
Its jaws may have been more powerful than those of a [...]
Airplane Safety Manual Lesson #41
Posted on 14. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Art, Road Worn, Technology
“Ketchup? No… Salsa?” No… Marmalade?”
“What in the name of fuck DID I spill on my knees?”
Crisis in Zimbabwe: Passing On The Sadness To You
Posted on 04. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse
Last holiday season, instead of giving my relatives useless trinkets, I decided to donate to worthy causes in their name. All well and good, except now I am flooded with emails from those organizations telling me about all the rest of the bad things happening in the world today, and how I can help. But, you see Charitable Organizations, I have no more money for you. But I am happy to occasionally spread your pleas through our mighty blog here.
Right now in Zimbabwe, Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) is [...]
AHHHHH!!! ALIENS!!!
Posted on 12. Feb, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Blog
Jesus Christ! This is the single most fucked up thing I’ve seen today, and that’s a good amount considering I rubbed one out earlier watching 1 Guy 1 Jar.
This horrific shot is a picture of Nadya Suleman, the chick who recently gave birth to the octuplets. If you don’t know an octuplet is, it’s a method of permanently turning a vagina into a giant gaping hole. Sorry for the graphic details, but hey, knowledge is power.
Coming At You On The Information Superhighway
Posted on 10. Feb, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse
Not to break our flow of pop band gossip, hot chicks and men inserting foreign objects into their rectums, but I thought it would be nice to visit the real world fora minute.
News: The United States is embriolled in a military conflicy in Iraq.
News: Half of Australia is on fire.
News: The Mexican military and political infrastructure is rotten to the core.
The civil war in Sri Lanka between the government and the Tamil Tigers continues to result in the death of civilians.
Oh yeah, and child soldiers in Africa, Israeli elections, peanut [...]
