The Final Countdown!
Posted on 16. Apr, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse
It’s the final countdown!
Yes to tour with Asia. Really.
Posted on 16. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, How's Business, Music
Here I am, busy pounding the table, beating myself off while whistling “Heat of The Moment.” The announcement of the Yes/Asia tour is just one of those exciting things that I live for.
For this tour they’ve brought out the Crypt Keeper to play in both sets. Steve Howe is the original Loner of an only heart.
(For the record, I am actually kinda excited for this in a “grandpa-rock,” “featuring several original members” sort of way…)
Acclaimed British band YES launch their 24-city U.S. tour on June 26 at the Fantasy Springs [...]
Rodenator!
Posted on 15. Apr, 2009 by some guy in Apocalypse, Blog, Idiocy
If you’re a farmer, or the owner of significant amounts of land, invariably, you’ve probably had issues with rodents of some type. Well thank the good lord for Rodenator, the explosive killer you’ve prayed so long and hard for. Doesn’t matter if it’s voles, moles, gophers, ground squirrels, prairie dogs, rabbits, armadillos, marmots (rock chucks, ground hogs, wood chucks), badgers, foxes and coyotes—fuck, blow ‘em all up! Teach these little bastards and their underground pipelines a lesson they won’t forget; just ask Rush Limbaugh!
Or have we heard this story before? [...]
If You’re Like Me…
Posted on 15. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, How's Business, Idiocy, Paid
If you’re like me, you can download the forms here. Idiot.
Zombie Jesus Day
Posted on 13. Apr, 2009 by Harland in Apocalypse, Blog, Comedy
This is what I did. FUCKYEAHHARLAND!!
Mel Gibson’s Divorce
Posted on 13. Apr, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Film, Lifestyle
News of Mel Gibson’s Divorce is ripping through the web today like a hot knife through my ex-wife’s throat butter. The couple has been together since 1980, and because he wasn’t exactly landing hit roles like Lethal Weapon 4 back then, they didn’t quite worry about a prenup. The damage to him isn’t really that bad; she’s just going to be scoring half of his estimated $900 MILLION dollars… plus legal fees.
Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson [...]
Right-Wing Media Machine Backs the Wrong Horse in Pirate Stand-Off
Posted on 13. Apr, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse, Chico, Politics
While US Navy SEALS were parachuting onto the deck of a US Warship, authorized by President Obama to use deadly force in the rescue of American ship Captain Richard Phillips, whom was successfully recovered after snipers shot three Somali pirates dead, the usual suspects in the right-wing punditry club were too busy calling President Obama a coward for his failure to act and relishing the impending doom of Capt Phillips, to even notice.
I, For One, Have Never Seen a Sperm Whale Battle a Giant Squid.
Posted on 10. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse
I, For One, Have Never Seen a Sperm Whale battle a Giant Squid. Apparently, no one has, because they wouldn’t have to make some cheesy computer animated version. This show sucks.
