One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Posted on 01. May, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse, Chico

One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

By the time you’re reading this, I’ll probably be fucking dead. No matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to stop touching my eyes, mouth, and nose, not to mention my balls and my asscrack. I also can’t help but see a delicious slice of pizza and eat it without first washing my hands. I also keep drinking booze, and sleeping on the couch with the TV and otherwise failing to maintain a “healthy lifestyle.”

CDC Confirms Swine Flu Virus Ties to US Factory Farming

Posted on 30. Apr, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse, Environment

One of the big pushbacks currently being undertaken in the media in regards to the swine flu pandemic is the idea that those seeking to link it to factory farming methods and big agri-business are merely opportunists, that factory farms are in no way responsible for this outbreak. However, the CDC has confirmed that the current H1N1 flu virus wreaking global havoc owes it ancestry to a strain of swine flu that originated in a North Carolina factory farm in 1988

You Are All Going To Catch Swine Flu And Die.

Posted on 30. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse

You Are All Going To Catch Swine Flu And Die.
No question about it. You’re done for.

Swine Flu Preparedness Kit

Posted on 29. Apr, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse

Swine Flu Preparedness Kit

I don’t know about you guys but I’m getting ready to hunker down for the coming pandemic of swine flu

Swine Flu, pt. II

Posted on 29. Apr, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse

Daniel Taylor beat me to it, so here’s part 2.
Without hesitation, America has shifted it’s intense sense of paranoia from being focused on terrorism, the economy and the other 1 billion forms of metaphorical AIDS that’s looming over our heads to yet another pointless fear: the swine flu. Just like SARS, the West Nile virus and the avian flu before it, swine flu fever (pun!) is sweeping the news. Reports are coming in stating that we’re mere ’steps’ away from this being declared a pandemic; as if there [...]

W.H.O Raises Swine Flu to Level 5 “Pandemic Imminent” Status

Posted on 29. Apr, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse

W.H.O Raises Swine Flu to Level 5 “Pandemic Imminent” Status

The World Health Organization has raised its pandemic alert for swine flu to the second highest level, meaning that it believes a global outbreak of the disease is imminent.

Not Kosher, Dain

Posted on 20. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Chico, Food Bites

Not Kosher, Dain

Not Kosher. Not in the least.

Some sort of bacon/shrimp concoction? You’re a food jerk. Why not throw in a butchered jew baby, it’s Hitler’s birthday afterall. You could cook it in an oven.
NOT KOSHER.

A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens

Posted on 20. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Art, Blog, Chico, Environment, Fashion, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle, Paranormal, Politics, Science, Sex, TV, War

A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens

One of the neat things about editing the Syntheis Weekly is that I get a first-had crack at the action before the paper even hits the streets. Last Friday I was proofing Mad Bob Howard’s column, and he referenced a fellow “outsider artist” (aside: something about the term “outsider art” or “outsider artist” makes me cringe, and therefore, encase it in quotes like some sort of literary specimin) by the name of Jonathan Troxler.
Easter is one of those bizarre holidays – quasi-religious, quasi-pagan, entirely alcoholic these days. It has [...]

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