Burger King Announces Cologne, Millions Vomit

I’ve joked around before that I would totally wear a cologne that smelled like fresh cooked bacon.  Imagine the types of chicks that would be attracted to that shit; it’d be like a love potion for carnivores.

It turns out that Burger King was thinking the same thing.   The fast food giants will be releasing their signature body-spray, “Flame”, which they describe as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat”.  LOL, WAT?!

Burger King wants to be branded as more than just “Home of the Whopper.” Now you don’t have to eat their burgers in order to smell like them. Last weekend the food chain introduced “Flame,” a new men’s body spray.

A report just came out today from The Boston Herald which described mixed reviews for Burger King’s newest menu item which has been called, “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

One patron, Salami Caushi, who was enjoying some hot coffee in a Boston Burger King told a Boston Herald reporter, “It’s very nice.”

Another customer, however, who happened to be within smelling distance of Caushi, exclaimed, “It’s much too heavy!”

A third 20-something up the street commented, “Flame?? I think they should change the name.”

The restaurant began selling their body spray for $4 a bottle at a New York retailer and online, and subsequently started handing out samples to news organizations. For your burger-smelling experience, check out the website http://www.firemeetsdesire.com.

What’s even creepier is their website.  Clicking on the spray bottle makes a number of seductive places, like a waterfall, a sunset on the beach, and best of all, in front of the fire with The King butt naked.  Put’s a new spin on “Where’s the beef?” huh?

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