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Brooke Hogan Got Naked For Her Dad’s B-Day

Published on August 17, 2011 by   ·   1 Comment

By Olivia Guevara

Beautiful, talented, and utterly intelligent young starlet Brooke Hogan was kind enough to escort her father (the marvel that is Hulk Hogan) to the unveiling of a nude art exhibit in which she was the subject. On his 58th birthday.

The picture is of lovely young Brooke sitting naked inside of a rather large cage, in an attempt to depict cruelty to animals. Of course, in order to do this, she had to have her hair and makeup done (most neglected animals look done up and beautiful) and was sure to arch her back in a manner that really portrayed the canine form.

As seen in the Miami New Times: “I’ve always had a love for animals, and I’ve seen abuse firsthand. It ignited my passion for saving them even more. The worst part is that they are voiceless in our world.”

So Brooke has witnessed animal abuse first hand, who would have guessed?  I suspect it was that time her father got mad at a bunny and ate it. I could be wrong.

Brooke received criticism for unveiling a nude picture of herself in a cage to her dad on his birthday, but who hasn’t? To be fair to lovely Brooke, it should be made clear that she is in no way showing any of her actual private parts, but instead is posing in a way that left little to be imagined. What’s so inappropriate about that?

Brooke had this to say to her accusers: “Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship. Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!”

First she had to witness her dad eating a tiny bunny, then people gave her a hard time for being naked inside of a cage and showing it to him on his birthday. When’s Brooke gonna catch a break?

Hang in there, Brooke. I know how it feels to be misunderstood…

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  1. Laura says:

    That’s some top notch writing. One wonders why the Times hasn’t whisked you away yet with all of that talent.

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