Brett Favre Suddenly Turns Into A Whiny Ass Bitch

I don’t really give a shit about anything football related unless it has to do with the 49ers, but the current sitch in Green Bay has grabbed my attention due to the fact that Packers QB and Brett Favre’s heir apparent Aaron Rodgers is a local yokel and a damn nice guy to boot. Apparently though things are about to come to a head, as Brett Favre suddenly got butt hurt today and fucked off, hopefully for good:

The bond between Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers appears to be broken beyond repair. Packers coach Mike McCarthy said Tuesday evening that after approximately six hours of what he called “brutally honest” conversations with Favre over the past two days, the three-time MVP just isn’t in the right mind-set to be part of the team.

Even with the chance to win his starting job back potentially on the table, McCarthy said Favre couldn’t seem to get past emotional wounds that were opened as tensions mounted in recent weeks.

“The football team’s moving forward,” McCarthy said. “The train has left the station, whatever analogy you want. He needs to jump on the train and let’s go. Or, if we can’t get past things that have happened, I have to keep the train moving.”

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