Author Archive | Mr. DouchÃ©bag
I guess there’s no clean way to roll away from this one….
Here’s hoping that once I’m done bashing my face on the lovely concrete driveway, the bloodstains will resemble the face of the solar Messiah in the age of Pisces. Then I could make shit loads of money the holy way on ebay.
Its almost 2 month old news, but I just learned that Iranian parliament would rather see you dead than having sex on camera. I don’t quite believe in the death penalty over consensual adultery, but its still no reason to bomb anyone to the tune of the Beach Boys.
how to get back at your boyfriend…
Everyone must attend any one of these upcoming events. See you in Frisco.
Theres this movie floating around the internet lately that has most likely managed to piss off every single person who took the time to watch it. I felt it was well worth the time taken because it made me think, hard. Such a film offering alternate perspectives and identifying obvious problems is definitely a touchy […]