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Or does not so bad ass Esteban kinda look like Pretty Cool Guy Jack Nicholson with a shitty bolero hat, shitty guitar and a shitty pony tail….? Jack Nicholson buys pounds of blow. Esteban blows by the pound. Hella.
Who’da thunk that merely less than a decade ago R. Kelly was mistakenly deemed a pervert, when all along he’s been a goddamn scientific visionary from day one. Emblazoning a path toward a future far beyond the reach of flying cars and ray guns, I think its safe to say Mr. Kelly most definitely has a future […]
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For some odd reason I found myself typing ‘douchebag’ into google. Probably to see if I could find anyone talking about how cool I am. I soon landed upon a website of sheer comedic social commentary genius. Ever go to a bar or some random party and see your average Laguna Beach saturated barbie girl […]
Its good to know that a great classic like Thriller has such a powerful influence all over the world. When I was a wee one Michael Jackson was the shit, until the government forced him to blow all his cash on a bunch of crazy rich people stuff, touch all those damn children and ruin […]
If so, then perhaps Victoria, BC Canada is where you might want to be. Citing many problems with open transient drug use on street corners, there seems to be much concern surrounding the health of a once vibrant city… heh… From what I’m reading it sounds like that part of Candinadia is turning into downtown […]
And totally peed on that shit. Perhaps she may find it worth while to squander all her money on blow, remove her breast implants and spend some time in a Mexican library. Who else has a slight hunch that night vision Tila Tequila porn may be surfacing on the web any second now?
If this isn’t the BEST FUCKING WENDY’S COMMERCIAL EVER I don’t know what is. According to this video and Mr. Taylor’s recent studies, David Hasselhoff will live to be too goddamn old to pay for his children to video tape him piss ass drunk on the floor. At least he’s home safe and not out […]
money, money, money.