Author Archive | penny lane

Meee-oww

The cat has just become the new ultimate party accessory thanks to good ol’ North Korea. Scientists there have successfully cloned cats genetically modified to glow under ultra-violet light. This first successful attempt at cloning a genetically modified feline has fostered hope that one day endangered species of cats can be cloned as well. But […]

Continue Reading 0

I Freakin’ Love Text Messaging!

Our generation just can’t text enough: we do it in class, at work, out on hot dates, basically whenever and wherever. Although I am a part of this generation, I just don’t get the allure of taking five minutes to type something that you could say in three seconds. Or, for that matter, why some […]

Continue Reading 0

An Arbitrary Composition

Let me preclude this blog by stating explicitly that I watch way too much television. I know that it is detrimental to my general level of intelligence, but I just can’t help myself. So, the very much arbitrary (hence the title) notion struck me to give some suggestions as to what you may want to […]

Continue Reading 0

Some People Should Be Sterilized

Here is your fun fact for the day: In West Virginia, more than a quarter of expectant mothers are ciggarette smokers, a number that is almost three times higher than the national average. But they’ve got good reason not to quit, because, as many claim, smoking while pregnant makes giving birth “easier.” I am sure […]

Continue Reading 1

I Wish I Would Have Thought of This

People will do just about anything to make some scratch, apparently including peddling fake flu shots. A Visalia, CA woman, who is still at large, has been posing as an employee of Kaweah Delta Hospital and making the rounds to local businesses, selling flu shots for the low, low price of twenty bucks a pop. […]

Continue Reading 1

MESS WITH ELLEN AND WE’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

Here is a bit of completely inane and completely meaningless news that seems to be capturing the hearts and minds of women over thirty across the world: Some bitches took Ellen DeGeneres’s dog! DeGeneres had given the dog to her hairdresser, because her cats weren’t taking well to its presence, which violated the terms of […]

Continue Reading 0