Ashley Flores Is Dead
Published on July 18, 2007 by spencer · 1 Comment
Just kidding! She’s fine. She was never even missing.
Dear Concerned Internet Denizens,
Ashley Flores is not missing. This is a hoax. Some idiot fooled you into caring about this young girl who was never actually missing. This is the kind of thing sweeps inboxes every four months or so. My mom passes me shit like this all the time. Do a little research before blindly passing on emails like these. Thank you.
Here’s the full scoop at Urban Legend.
In other news, I know of a widow from the Middle East who will give you millions of her deceased husband’s savings if you help her set up a secure US bank account….email me for details.
Tags: Ashley Flores, hoax, missing
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I would love to help this woman from the Middle East set up an account. I hope she doesn’t want anything in return like a kidney or something. My kidneys were stolen from me after meeting this beautiful girl in a bar.