So there’s an internet rumer going around that is stating Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. I was pretty sure that this only happened in species like seahorses, but I guess I was mistaken.
A recently found photo somehow ‘proves’ that she’s packing a concealed weapon, according to people on the internet with way too much fucking time on their hands. Also, a statement made by Gaga affirming the whole thing kinda helps the case along a bit.
â€œIt’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on, it’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.â€
While you were busy reading that quote, I hit teh internetz and did some real hardcore journalistic shit… like Googling.
True hermaphroditic humans do not exist, but pseudohermaphrodism does, where an individual has both male and female external genital organs, sometimes at the same time. Female embryos exposed to high levels of androgens (the male hormones) develop female internal reproductive organs but male external genitalia. Alternately, genetic defects cause children to be born with female external genital organs, which change at puberty, with the development of a penis and the closure of the false vagina.
Read more: http://science.jrank.org/pages/3310/Hermaphrodite-Hermaphrodism-in-humans.html#ixzz0NWjOTpWH
There. It’s possible for Lady Gaga to have a pecker. Either way, her music sucks.
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