Apparently Lady Gaga Has A Wiener
Published on August 7, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot · 30 Comments
So there’s an internet rumer going around that is stating Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. I was pretty sure that this only happened in species like seahorses, but I guess I was mistaken.
A recently found photo somehow ‘proves’ that she’s packing a concealed weapon, according to people on the internet with way too much fucking time on their hands. Also, a statement made by Gaga affirming the whole thing kinda helps the case along a bit.
“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on, it’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.â€
While you were busy reading that quote, I hit teh internetz and did some real hardcore journalistic shit… like Googling.
True hermaphroditic humans do not exist, but pseudohermaphrodism does, where an individual has both male and female external genital organs, sometimes at the same time. Female embryos exposed to high levels of androgens (the male hormones) develop female internal reproductive organs but male external genitalia. Alternately, genetic defects cause children to be born with female external genital organs, which change at puberty, with the development of a penis and the closure of the false vagina.
Read more: http://science.jrank.org/pages/3310/Hermaphrodite-Hermaphrodism-in-humans.html#ixzz0NWjOTpWH
There. It’s possible for Lady Gaga to have a pecker. Either way, her music sucks.
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i wonder if this is a true statement. If this isnt send to my email Abercrombiegirl113@yahoo.com. Please do not send me anyother mail except for this question about lady gaga
yea her music does suck. That crazy bich
you can just go suck it bicth you are just hating on lady gaga
your so gross and fucken crazy bitch
u cant even see any thing really u all just wish u were her
Ewwwww SHE is so disgustinq and freakin ugly!!!!!!
no she isnt so stfu
mkay (: thnx bitch and ur probably waaay uglier
I think Lady Gaga Rocks and at 23 she has more potential than Madonna. I think she is playing with your minds about the double sexual organs. I do believe she is bi-sexual and probably is into bondage, kinky sex but I do not believe all this talk about having a penis and a vagina.
can she insert her penis in her vagina ?
#1 Comment of the Year! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Ladt GaGa is the fuckin shit. dont hate bitches!
hellz yeah !
she is nasty or he is nasty
wow lady gaga has a wiener wtf her music is the chiz though
i heard that she has a boys thing and a girls thing but a real les
i think lafy gaga makes good musiv and i dont give a fuck dat shes is hermaphrodite!!!!!!evrybody thats like having mental problems! would make fun of a retarde kid??
i luvs me some lady gaga
dont dis the penis!!!!
dont dis the penis!!!
im a pretty pretty princess;)
i spy a faggott;)
i like cheese:)
OW OW! Lady Gaga is haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwttttttttttt ;0
lady gaga has a nasty harry dick
this kid in my class ian willis wants to suck lady gaga dick
I think your all slow and just need to worry about yourself
FREAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
wow afucking cock cant beleive it
I gotta suck me some Lady Gaga dick.
dudes lady gaga’s music is awesome ! and it doesnt matter of she does or doesnt have a penis, so shut up. and she isnt ugly or a bitch she is just lady gaga. she is awesome and ur just jellous bitches xD
xoxo neysa <3