Apparently Lady Gaga Has A Wiener

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So there’s an internet rumer going around that is stating Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. I was pretty sure that this only happened in species like seahorses, but I guess I was mistaken.

A recently found photo somehow ‘proves’ that she’s packing a concealed weapon, according to people on the internet with way too much fucking time on their hands. Also, a statement made by Gaga affirming the whole thing kinda helps the case along a bit.

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on, it’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.”

While you were busy reading that quote, I hit teh internetz and did some real hardcore journalistic shit… like Googling.

True hermaphroditic humans do not exist, but pseudohermaphrodism does, where an individual has both male and female external genital organs, sometimes at the same time. Female embryos exposed to high levels of androgens (the male hormones) develop female internal reproductive organs but male external genitalia. Alternately, genetic defects cause children to be born with female external genital organs, which change at puberty, with the development of a penis and the closure of the false vagina.

Read more: http://science.jrank.org/pages/3310/Hermaphrodite-Hermaphrodism-in-humans.html#ixzz0NWjOTpWH

There. It’s possible for Lady Gaga to have a pecker. Either way, her music sucks.

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30 Responses to Apparently Lady Gaga Has A Wiener

  1. deziree witcher September 18, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    i wonder if this is a true statement. If this isnt send to my email Abercrombiegirl113@yahoo.com. Please do not send me anyother mail except for this question about lady gaga

  2. andrew September 23, 2009 at 5:27 am #

    yea her music does suck. That crazy bich

    • eric April 8, 2010 at 11:00 am #

      you can just go suck it bicth you are just hating on lady gaga

  3. amanda November 12, 2009 at 9:10 am #

    your so gross and fucken crazy bitch

    • e-beth February 13, 2010 at 6:44 pm #

      u cant even see any thing really u all just wish u were her

  4. Nancy December 4, 2009 at 8:44 am #

    Ewwwww SHE is so disgustinq and freakin ugly!!!!!!

    • neysa April 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

      no she isnt so stfu
      mkay (: thnx bitch and ur probably waaay uglier

  5. Sir Theodore December 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm #

    I think Lady Gaga Rocks and at 23 she has more potential than Madonna. I think she is playing with your minds about the double sexual organs. I do believe she is bi-sexual and probably is into bondage, kinky sex but I do not believe all this talk about having a penis and a vagina.

  6. Susan December 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm #

    can she insert her penis in her vagina ?

    • XD January 25, 2010 at 10:43 pm #

      #1 Comment of the Year! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

  7. Jade Walker December 29, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    Ladt GaGa is the fuckin shit. dont hate bitches!

    • neysa April 1, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

      hellz yeah !

  8. kenny January 6, 2010 at 12:32 am #

    she is nasty or he is nasty

  9. amber February 19, 2010 at 5:51 am #

    wow lady gaga has a wiener wtf her music is the chiz though

  10. ashly February 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm #

    i heard that she has a boys thing and a girls thing but a real les

  11. sam March 2, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    i think lafy gaga makes good musiv and i dont give a fuck dat shes is hermaphrodite!!!!!!evrybody thats like having mental problems! would make fun of a retarde kid??

  12. eric April 8, 2010 at 11:00 am #

    i luvs me some lady gaga

  13. Ellie April 16, 2010 at 10:56 am #

    dont dis the penis!!!!

  14. Ellie April 16, 2010 at 10:56 am #

    dont dis the penis!!!

  15. Ellie April 16, 2010 at 10:57 am #

    im a pretty pretty princess;)

    • jordan April 16, 2010 at 10:58 am #

      i spy a faggott;)

  16. jordan April 16, 2010 at 10:59 am #

    i like cheese:)

  17. Christy May 21, 2010 at 7:09 am #

    OW OW! Lady Gaga is haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwttttttttttt ;0

  18. lil corey June 9, 2010 at 9:54 am #

    lady gaga has a nasty harry dick

  19. lil corey June 9, 2010 at 10:07 am #

    this kid in my class ian willis wants to suck lady gaga dick

  20. YourSoLame June 24, 2010 at 1:53 am #

    I think your all slow and just need to worry about yourself

  21. negga June 24, 2010 at 2:50 am #

    FREAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

  22. papahogs August 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    wow afucking cock cant beleive it

  23. GottaGetSome August 11, 2010 at 11:37 am #

    I gotta suck me some Lady Gaga dick.

  24. neysa April 1, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    dudes lady gaga’s music is awesome ! and it doesnt matter of she does or doesnt have a penis, so shut up. and she isnt ugly or a bitch she is just lady gaga. she is awesome and ur just jellous bitches xD
    xoxo neysa <3

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