Anywhere, USA

Right now we are sitting inside the Superstition Springs Center Mall in Arizona. This is the first time I’ve been inside a mall in at least four years. The promise of free Wi-Fi has brought us here.

It’s all old people and children walking around in a zombie-like state, participating in commerce. Everything offered at the movie theatre is about half a year old. This place is incredibly clean. Strike that; sterile.

For some reason I feel incredibly out of place.

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