And Now Synthesis Blog Presents: Turtle Porn

Continuing our coverage of turtles partaking in HILARIOUS Human vices, we bring you TURTLES BOINKING.

Listen to them knock boots, er, shells. And the Noises at the end? Anyone else fighting the urge to excuse yourself and, uh, “take care of business?”

Thanks MusicismyBoyfriend Blog, that shit is tight. TURTLE POWER!

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