As to why a baseball player taking steroids is still news, I’m at a loss, but apparently since A-Rod was supposed to be the next Mickey Mantle or whatever the fuck the 4 old white guys who still give a shit about baseball are BAWWWING somewhere. Guess what? Baseball hasn’t been cool for about 20 years. Want proof? I’ll mail you the 4594839484 baseball cards I still have from the late ’80s and early nineties that are worth almost as much as stock in Enron.