Sammy Hagar Has Lost His Damn Mind
Published on March 21, 2011 by Eric · 1 Comment
By Stephanie McKinny
I’ve heard of some desperate moves to schlep your new crap, but Sammy Hagar takes the friggin’ cake. While out and about promoting his new book, Hagar stopped to talk with poor Howard Stern, who had to sit through a bat-shit crazy story about how Sammy swears he was abducted by aliens. He knows he sounds like a “crazy person,” but he’s very into numerology, psychics and all that other Harry Potter shit, so his view is this:
“I feel so scared and lonely to think we’re the only ones, when I know there’s something out there and someday they’ll come. People say there’s no other life in the universe. But you know how big the universe is? It’s freakin’ huge! If we’re really the only ones out there, that’s scarier to me than thinking there are aliens.”
He went on to explain the, erm… incident, which he says took place in the foothills of Fontana, CA:
“That’s right, it was real. Aliens were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, ‘F—k, they downloaded something into me!’ Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment, ‘See what this guy knows.’ “
He goes on to insist that it happened via some sort of WiFi situation. WiFi – get the f*%# outta here, man. This just makes him sound even more insane. Here’s how it started:
“We lived out in the country and I saw this thing floating across a field, creating this big dust storm. I threw rocks at it and s–t. And I don’t know what happened after that.”
Uh, coulda been a dream? Not according to him, because he says it occurred “during daylight.” Mmkay. It gets better… or worse:
“Either a download or an upload. They were tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth. I could see them and everything while it was happening. There was a visual involved, almost like…I don’t know, don’t get me going!”
K, I won’t. Ain’t gotta tell me twice.
There probably already exists a technology to simulate such an ‘alien’
contact.
• What happens when you use hardware and software developed for
things like radio telescopes, marry them with medical imaging system
and point them at a remote person’s head?
• Would the brain and nervous system radiate signals that can be
recorded, stored and analysed to baseline patterns such as physical
pain, simple thoughts and images and other physical sensations like
touch/heat/pressure?
• Could these patterns then be played back to an individual or
even someone else?
What could be done about it if it was true?
• Flood response using random noise signal generators.
• Spreading the word to people with something to loose and can
calculate the probability of this being true.
• Spreading the word to those previously afflicted if you can
find them.
• It would be hard to track source of focussed signal but not
impossible.
Who might be doing it?
• People with money grabbing power, for everyone else’s good,
because they feel entitled.
• Probably police, on the quiet, because they often have similar
goals and can see the world as ‘us’ and ‘them’.
What might be possible?
• Having your memories uploaded, like Sammy Hagar said.
• Phantom physical sensations, like pain, touching by invisable
hands, even pleasure.
• Heart racing.
• Hearing Voices no one else hears.
• Seeing lights in your eyes.
• Being followed without anyone there.
How it might be used.
• Common or garden torture techniques but with with an unseen
hand.
• Sometimes threats in the dark, abuse, praise, doubt,
confirmation, sometimes with religious overtones.
• Just like in the old USSR, enemies declared insane are easier
to sideline.