A Brief Review of Caligula
Caligula (Three Disc Imperial Edition)
Analysis Film/Penthouse
DVD – Not Rated
What follows is a run-down of events that transpire in the pagan Roman porno epic Caligula. Before becoming the fourth emperor of Rome, Caligula (Malcolm McDowell, A Clockwork Orange) has sex with his sister and visits his syphilis-ravaged grandfather's orgy where dudes wack off, chicks ride clit-flicking machines, babies play with winged penis toys, women fuck snakes and goats and shit, conjoined twins write around and a dude juggles dongs. That's all in the first 25 minutes. Then a soldier with bound genitals drinks wine from a funnel before being disemboweled, slaves suffer genital mutilation and flogging, men jerk off into a cup and rub the semen on their mistress, and priestesses engage in a girl-on-girl religious fuckfest. Caligula has his grandfather assassinated by his best friend, who he then tries for treason and beheads with a giant head-chopping machine. After pissing everywhere, Caligula rapes a virgin on her wedding day and then fist-fucks the groom, who he later tortures to death before letting women wipe his blood on their vaginas and urinate on his body. There's orgies, lesbian 69's, dudes sucking other dudes' cocks, senators' wives turned into prostitutes, a naked army ordered to attack an imaginary enemy, and a midget getting a blowjob. After a three-way with Caligula and his wife, his sister catches the plague and dies and is later stripped naked and given a tongue bath by her brother. From then on, Caligula becomes really hard to get along with. Available at Paradise Lost Specialty Video.
Maurice Spencer Teilmann
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