Have You Ever Had The Shit Clawed Out Of You By An Iguana?
Posted on 01. Jun, 2009 by spencer in Idiocy
Me and my girlfriend's roomate's iguana are pals, I even named it when all they did was call it "lizard." So when Gertrude the iguana escaped his cage last weekend and began sunning himself on the neighbor's fence like some majestic reptilian being, I volunteered to recapture and incarcerate him. He was cool with me up until we started climbing the stairs back to the apartment.
Did you know a fully grown iguana can claw the fucking shit out of you? Their claws are sharp and like this long:
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Now picture about 20 of those thrashing your hands and chest. That was my Sunday.
