Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!
Published on May 7, 2009 by some guy · No Comments
Well I’ll be damned! Manny Ramirez now officially joins the lowly ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark MacGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, etc, etc, etc… This morning MLB announced that Ramirez had tested positive for a banned substance, which Ramirez reports he took unknowingly due to a recent personal health medication he had prescribed by a doctor.
Bull! This is the same guy who once skipped out on spring training for “family reasons” only to be found at a muscle car auction in Atlantic City. Ramirez is a cheat just like the rest of ‘em! And you know what’s best of all? All of those dumb shit Giant fans who until this moment bitched and moaned about the team not making the push to sign Manny’s dramatic ass last offseason can officially eat crow. Can you imagine what it would have felt like for us to absorb this bombshell after 15 years of Barry Bonds??
Ha! Enjoy that 50 game suspension Manny! Eat shit LA!
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