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Posted on 28. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Food Bites, Idiocy, Paid
It's not the quality of the food that I hate, or the kind of shitty manners or demeanor displayed by their average customer. What I hate about Jack In The Box and all similar fast food establishments is the amount of times I hear the word "sorry" whenever I go there.
"Sorry for the wait, can I take your order?" "Sorry, we are out of that flavor of milkshakes." Sorry this, sorry that. "Sorry, I'm supposed to say sorry all the fucking time." The thing is, they're never really sorry. They could give two shits.
I've never had the misfortune of working some shitty fast food job, but I imagine the training courses must consist of 100 ways to say sorry and not mean it. Fucking insincere subservient bullshit.
You silver spoon bastard! If you had worked a shit fast job like the rest of us, you’d realize that fast food employees say sorry so much because everyone treats fast food employees like shit. They’re simply trying to avoid the “what do you mean you’re outta tacos??!?” shit-storm. When the Synthesis goes under like everyone else in the print industry, I recommend you work at a taco bell or a burger king for a week while you find some real work to give you some perspective.
Also, why is the jack n the box near your office perpetually out of tacos? Was this the inspiration for this post?
Two words for you homeboy: Pommes Frites. I spent my fair time in front of a frier, just not at a “shitty†fast food joint.
I’d hate to be forced to say “sorry†when what I meant to say was “Too bad, dude.†I heard “sorry†no less than 10 times when I was there this morning.
That is pretty ridiculous. And to further negate my post, they should be able to tell that you’re not the flip-out-over-missing-tacos type. It’s the fat, sweaty white old timers you got to placate with an endless stream of sorries.
Sorry I called you a silver spoon bastard. Sorry sorry sorry sorry