It's good to see that Lindsay has a sense of humor about being an insanely narcissistic alcoholic celebrity who was, at some point, maybe a lesbian. I mean, she's just like you or me; lonely and looking for love... or looking to get stuffed like last years thanksgiving turkey. But, honestly, it's pretty badass that she did this, even though she didn't write or have anything to do with this other than read some lines on a cue card and actually agree to do it because someone she pays said it'd be a good idea to make fun of herself for being a total fucking retard. I guess in the end, it's actually pretty bittersweet.