Satan Plants More Dinosaur Bones To Trick Humans
Posted on 17. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Science
The devil's at it again, this time planting into the ground the skull of a giant sea creature that--if such a thing were possible--could crush an SUV.
Researchers say the marine reptile, which measured an impressive 15m (50ft) long, had a bite force of about 45 tonnes (33,000lbs) per square inch.
The creature's partial skull was dug up last summer in the Arctic archipelago of Svalbard by a Norwegian-led team.
Dubbed "Predator X", it patrolled the oceans some 147 million years ago.
Its jaws may have been more powerful than those of a Tyrannosaurus rex, though estimates of the dinosaur's bite vary substantially.
Of course, we know that there's no mention of such a creature in the Bible, and that since the world's only about 6,000 years old, this "fossil" is only there to test our faith in the World's Only True Religion, Christianity.
Actually, with the bible in mind, dinosaurs are completely within the realm of possibility. There is some mention of large beasts, giants, and “dragons”. The only thing i would argue is that humans and dinosaurs were cohabitant as opposed to the theory that dinosaurs came long before humans. Most Christians are actually in support of dinosaur theories. Thanks for generalizing though
Here it is folks, the 2 steps to enlightenment:
1. Allow yourself to be subsumed by a belief system.
2. Disregard anything that doesn’t fit within this belief system.
You’re right Liam, I meant Fundamentalist Christians. I didn’t mean to generalize (that much).
LOL are you serious? ahahahahahahahahahaha
Call me… “The Devil’s Advocate” here… but you’d have to be a complete moron to believe what you are saying there Spencer. Using the bible like a dictionary is fail at its best. Please do not ever reproduce.
We have a winner. You just won the internet lolwut. Congratulations.
Oh, by the way, I have a bridge to sell you.
most christians believe that satan has no control of the phisycal realm and only has the ability to plant seeds of corruption. it is up to the person to exercise their free will in making their own choices. but according to your logic here he is physically planting fake bones in order to make us believe that dinosaurs really existed.
now im a firm believer in everyone has the right to their own beliefs and it is no ones place to tell people they are wrong. but a certain ammount of common sense has to apply with your faith.
the bible states that in gods kingdom time means nothing. hours, minutes, years, none of this applies in the kingdom. so then why do we as men apply a time to the earths creation. to believe the earth was created in 7 days borders on insanity. as a matter of fact if we look at the original old testament… better known to the jewish community as the torah… ( yes christianity is a reformed version of judeasim) the jews believe that the 7 dasy was a metaphore in order to take the wonders of creation and make it more acceptable to the human mind.
i personally am pagan and find all of this comical but am wondering where your facts that dinosaurs did not exist are coming from.
there is not hate or judgement just honest curiousity.. please respond back.
thank you
Your first failure of logic comes when you interpret the Bible 100% literally, and assume it is absolutely correct. The Earth is approximately 6.5 billion years old. This is scientifically sound. Science offers something the Bible does not: Evidence. You can trust in science more than any piece of scripture, I assure you of that.
Your second failure in logic occurs when you disregard science because it is not compatible with your current views of the world. It is okay to change your mind. It’s okay to accept that what you think may have been wrong all along, and accept new, scientifically sound views of the world.
To stare unblinkingly at a fact and say it is wrong because the Bible says otherwise is a sickening and hilarious aspect of faith. I really hope I’ve inspired you to embrace logic, because it will get you farther than faith any day. Thanks for reading.
There is undeniable evidence that creatures such as dinosours existed, but there, however, is NO evidence in existance that proves that humans evolved from primates, or any other species for that matter. and that is a fact.