Obama smokes cigarettes…shame, shame, shame

Posted on 18. Feb, 2009 by willx in Blog, Crime, Environment, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle, TV

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I was about to leave the office but this caught my eye.

It is a pretty well-known fact at this point that President Barack Obama smokes. This has sparked a great deal of controversy, asking the question, should United States citizens demand that their president quit?

It has been well documented that smoking is bad for your health. Not only for the smoker, but also for others as second-hand and third-hand smoke are also very harmless.

First, let's just gloss over the typo that says second- and third-hand smoke are harmless.

Should we demand Obama quit smoking? My answer, Fuck no. They say each cigarette takes some arbitrary amount of time off of your life, but no matter what it would take Obama smoking a carton a day for years before he caught up with McCain's old ass in the race towards death. Plus, it is a stressful job and I would rather have the people in the White House smoking cigarettes to relax rather than taking ridiculous amounts of vacation time and shooting their friends in the face. I don't know about you, but I would rather have a pot-smoking Obama than a sober Bush. I need a cigarette.

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