Soda Gets Uglier

Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by willx in Apocalypse, Blog, Fashion, Food Bites, How's Business, Idiocy, Internet

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What the hell was Pepsi thinking? The new logos look like Obama's American Sunshine and Happiness logo and the old Pepsi logo got together and made a god forsaken logo baby. I am also wondering why the stripe of white has different widths on each different kind of Pepsi. Is that some kind of measurement of radiation, who knows? Apparently Pepsi does not credit their consumers with an abundance of intelligence, the only complete words on any of the bottles are Pepsi and dew. "Cal" and "Carb" are acceptable abbreviations, but "Sug" is only two letters away from the real deal and there is plenty of space on that hideous label. Years from now soda will be identified by color only, we will no longer have the need to actually read anything. Yes, you heard it here, the Pepsi corporation is attempting to slowly dumb-down the entire U.S. population in order to make us mindless, brown(or green)-soda drinking, consumer zombies. Once this zombification is complete all other beverages will be banned. A Jack and Coke will become a Pepsi and nothing. You have been warned.