Bigfoot…Ale

Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy

For the literally tens of thousands of people looking up Bigfoot right now, I have a message. First to the ones who believe that the creature's actual carcass was discovered: no way. I know for a fact that that's a fake. Because I personally own the only bigfoot carcass in the world. I'll let you see it, but first I have a bridge to sell you. Second to those who believe it's a fake: duh.

All that quest for knowledge (or Quest For Fire, perhaps?) got you thirsty? Here's a more tangible solution: Bigfoot Barleywine Ale by Sierra Nevada: Even Michael Jackson is stoked!

From THE MAKER:

This year marks the 25th release of Bigfoot®. Our award-winning barleywine boasts a dense, fruity bouquet, an intense flavor palate and a deep reddish-brown color. Its big maltiness is superbly balanced by a wonderfully bittersweet hoppiness.

“…Bigfoot® captures the imagination, and its character is as big as the name implies, with a huge hoppiness in its earthy aroma, a chewy palate, and a great depth of flavor.”

– Michael Jackson,
Michael Jackson's Beer Companion

THE TRUTH EXISTS

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