Sheryl Crow Saves The Planet In Eco-Friendly Jeans
Posted on 01. Aug, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Consumption, Fashion, How's Business, Idiocy, Internet, Music, Paid
Sheryl Crow is going to launch some jeans that will be made from cotton or denim under the name Bootheel Trading Co. by Sheryl Crow. They are eco-friendly and a portion of your money will go towards charity. Which charity? I don't really know, but I do know Sheryl Crow will probably make a lot of money off of Bootheel Trading Co. And then she can sit from her mountain of millions and look down on us peons and we will thank her for selling us jeans that saved the world. I hear you can order a customized pair with a cape that unfurls from the back waistline.
Have you heard/read about Sheryl Crow’s main proposal for the conservation of forests? The Washington Post posted the following quote from her tour last year:
“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.”
Ummmm, one square? REALLY??
man, that’s hardcore hippy.