Posted on 29. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy
So obviously some bigwigs over at Lifestyles (condom maker) have been searching the net recently. With the influx of all these TOWTALLY HAWTT!!1 Miley Cyrus semi-nudes, who else do you think would go to for possibly the sleaziest marketing campaign EVAR.
Lil' miss 'Hannah Montana' has reportedly been offered a cool $1 million by LifeStyles Condoms to be their rep aimed at getting teens to use their product, the Daily News reports. Ironically, the report comes on the same day that more saucy private photos of Cyrus hit the Web, this time showing the teen queen kissing and cuddling with an unidentified male.
"Pop Culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex," LifeStyles marketing VP Carol Carrozza said. Carrozza said that recent reports showing 1 in 4 teen girls have a sexually transmitted disease paired with the teen pregnancy rate makes them believe "Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."
Aside from the fat paycheck, the condom producer is also willing to give Cyrus a lifetime supply of their prophylactics ... for "whenever she decides the time is right."
Well, judging her by the recent pics that came out today, I think 'the time is right'.
Tags: condom, Lifestyles, Miley Cyrus, nude, pics, pictures, Sex
FUCK CHRISTIANS!!! AND PLUS WHO CARES ABOUT SEX IF PEOPLE WANNA HAVE SEX LET THEM DO IT ITS NOBODYS BUISSNESS!!!!!!!! all you people act like sex is just for grown ups and always bashing teens, goddamit let them do it!! fuck parents!!!!!! who gives a goddamn!!!