“Excuse me sir, could you spare a cigarette?”
Posted on 04. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Art, Comedy, Idiocy, Music
So there's this bum hangout right around the corner from the Synthesis office. It's like this shelter for young adults who want to sit around all day smoking cigarettes and hanging on the couch in the air conditioning with their pit bull mix instead of, well, anything else. Today on my way to get coffee, Dain and I walked by this young derelict who asks, almost as an afterthought, if he could bum a cigarette. It might have been a cold move, but this was my response:
I think singing one bar of the The Silhouettes' "Get a Job" got my point across.
Being a dick is awesome.
He looked as if he was gonna cry.
Perhaps Bruce Hornsby would sing you the refrain from ‘That’s Just The Way It Is’. Cuz you sound like that kind of guy.