Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli: There Will (could) Be Blood
Posted on 23. Feb, 2008 by Bill in Lifestyle, Music, TV
Valerie Bertinelli is currently drinking Eddie Van Halen's Milkshake. Bertinelli recently broke her silence regarding the couple's divorce and admitted that they split because they were both somewhat busy cheating on each other.
The Van Halen / Bertinelli divorce was finalized in December (just in time for Xmas) after 26 years of marriage.
"I cheated -- He claims to this day that I cheated first, but I don't know. I don't know about the timing." She'll be detailing guitar solos, cheating, cocaine usage, hooking up with Steven Spielberg, being super hot back in the day, that other chick from One Day at a Time and Oprah (and her continued quest from world wide domination).
When asked she choose to divulge such personal details at this stage of her life Bertinelli said "I just figured, if they're going to watch me lose 40 pounds and I'm going to be embarrassed that way, and there's going to be fat-ass pictures of me with my butt hanging out in Hawaii, I thought, 'Why not let the inner me out, too?' Because the inner me is, I hope, prettier than the outer me."
Did I mention she wrote a book too? I'm sure she'll be plugging that as well...
Maybe the news of the Oprah appearance is why that show at the John Paul Jones Arena got cancelled... fuck it - might as well Jump:
