Microsoft Offers $44,600,000,000 For Yahoo
Posted on 01. Feb, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Internet, Lifestyle, Technology
Microsoft, realizing that their MSN and Hotmail services have started to look almost cool compared to the absolute garbage provided by overvalued internet dinosaur Yahoo, offered up an unexpected buyout offer of $44.6B this morning, an offer Yahoo said it will study "carefully and promptly. " The company formed by combining Yahoo and Microsoft will be catered specifically to the 1% of internet users, mainly old people, retards and foreigners who don't automatically use Google for everything.
