Finally An Excuse Not To Have to Hang Around Fat People

Posted on 17. Oct, 2007 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle, Science

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Finally An Excuse Not To Have to Hang Around Fat People

A new British health study has found that Obesity is more dangerous than smoking:

While smoking reduces life by an average of ten years, the research says being seriously overweight can cut life expectancy by as much as 13 years.

The report also found that Secondhand Fatness is a leading cause of acute Grossed the Fuck Out-itis and impotency, as having to look at Front Butts all day makes vaginas seem a little bit less thrilling than they used to be.

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