First Hoffing of the day is in order…
Posted on 29. Aug, 2007 by Mr. Douchébag in Comedy, Idiocy
If this isn't the BEST FUCKING WENDY'S COMMERCIAL EVER
I don't know what is.
According to this video and Mr. Taylor's recent studies, David Hasselhoff will live to be too goddamn old to pay for his children to video tape him piss ass drunk on the floor. At least he's home safe and not out on the town bending fenders.
Out of respect for the Hoff, and thanks to some duly noted flaws in our society today, pointed out in a conversation I had this morning with friend David Alvarez of Shaolin Temple of Boom, I've removed the video and replaced it with a link giving people the option to make the viewing choice.
I personally think Hammerd Hoff is better than no Hoff at all.
But at the same time think if his daughter was trying to get him help, she could have approached the situation in a better way... better than attempting to put her father through much social humiliation and criticism.
Entertainment is entertainment. When the spectator is pushing to get behind the curtain, or even when the curtain is pulled back by loved ones of said entertainer(s) it becomes intrusive. And unfortunately that is the mindset of United States culture today. Entertainment is intrusion. Intrusion is entertainment.
That being said... I would kill for the opportunity to get mashed and eat Wendy's on the Hoff's floor with the man himself...
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