What hasn’t Bart done

Posted on 22. Feb, 2007 by corey in Blog

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Walking to lunch today this guy passed me with a shirt of Bart Simpson, shirtless with sagging pants, thug life tatted on belly, guns tucked in his waist line, jewelry (which was actually bedazzeld rine stones that bling'd under the beauty of the sun) stacks of money around him with two Hummers in the background. I thought to myself, yeah, that's pretty much what Bart would look like if he ever got to middle school. Then I started thinking of all the other faces I've seen Bart take on over the years, from Jamaican Bart with dreads, the sombrero sporting Bart Sanchez, and the Oakland A's 'Bash Brother' Bart. I have a lot of friends who have tried some dumb great get rich quick schemes, but none have had the sheer brilliance to think of placing Bart in an ironic situation on a t-shirt. So to those whose creativity has no bounds, I commend you, cause really what else is a middle aged retarded thug gonna wear?

9 Responses to “What hasn’t Bart done”

  1. dicknixon 23 February 2007 at 12:41 am #

    he hasn’t done snap music.

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  2. corey 23 February 2007 at 11:48 am #

    shit, he got a song with 50 so again, nothing is impossible.. personally i think he’s a perfect for Dem Franchize Boyz.

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  3. Bocephus 23 February 2007 at 3:17 pm #

    I believe retarded middle age thugs might rock Wesley Willis shirts. However, being neither a thug and only mildly retarded I can’t be sure.

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  4. harmonie 6 April 2007 at 8:33 am #

    es una serie que mola maso pero no deve ir se jamas a mi me encanta

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  5. akwasi 12 February 2009 at 11:17 am #

    hi

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    • Daniel Taylor 12 February 2009 at 12:55 pm #

      Hi

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  6. Josh 8 March 2009 at 12:00 pm #

    He should play polka music.

    Because you know, everyone loves that shit.

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  7. sam 2 July 2009 at 6:06 pm #

    that looks kike mj!!!!!!!

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  8. sam 2 July 2009 at 6:06 pm #

    micheal jordon

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